Funnie Statuses @FunnieStatus
Funniest statuses from Facebook statusstalker.com Los Angeles Joined April 2015-
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Dana White: ‘Miesha Tate needs a few more wins to get title shot’ http://t.co/zvVHYNT2lR mmanewssource.com/dana-white-mie…
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/6GgLcy5Tc statusstalker.com
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change… statusstalker.com
Don't waste good booze on bad memories statusstalker.com
I hate when homesless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah I know you have more money than me, no… statusstalker.com
Starting to think the "walls" you have around you were built by the terrified villagers to keep you in. statusstalker.com
Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I would fall into a pit of quicksand. statusstalker.com
Everybody wants to shine, but no one wants to polish. statusstalker.com
Relationship status: Is anybody looking for US citizenship? statusstalker.com
I just changed my WiFi password to "blowmefirst." I can't wait for someone to ask me for it! statusstalker.com
The future belongs to the kids who climb up the slide instead of using the steps. statusstalker.com
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker. statusstalker.com
King sized beds. Because get the fuck away from me. statusstalker.com
If she posts 7 new selfies a day, Regardless of how hot she is, Let it go bud. You'll never give the amount of… statusstalker.com
Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I would fall into a pit of quicksand. statusstalker.com
[sales meeting] Boss: ...and that's the message we need to deliver to customers. Any questions? Me: Yeah, what's… statusstalker.com
Not now kids. I'm managing my online empire. statusstalker.com
I'm in luck guys! The stranger next to me in this hotel lobby bar knows everything and is sharing it with me even… statusstalker.com
When you've identified your kryptonite, you have a choice, let it destroy you or stay away from it. statusstalker.com
Lara @Jaw473ZuHRBk62i
41 Followers 1K Following A little bit of everything and a whole lot of nothing.
ActuallyItsAlex @ItzActuallyAlex
644 Followers 3K Following I make videos on YouTube Cashapp: $NotPrecisionYT
Manny Soctt @MannySoctt
757 Followers 4K Following Hi my name's Manny. I'm an ultimate drummer and player. Sometimes I just feel invisible and I'm just trying to find friends and someone special.
Roy Calvert @tattedjokr
31 Followers 279 Following
tim bogue @BogueTim
175 Followers 2K Following
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rafik @mimomed21014
8 Followers 142 Following
PSopB @mausophiria
75 Followers 348 Following
Popa Maria Magdalena @PopaMagda2
48 Followers 775 Following Bricolaj și casă Actori și actrițe Animale drăguțe Artă și cultură Artă și cultură Călătorii Divertisment Filme Fotografie Fitness și stare de bine Jocuri
william dulin @willdulin426
5 Followers 30 Following
gautam ankush @gautamankush91
18 Followers 186 Following
The Famous Hollywood @nitwizard
2K Followers 525 Following Won 1st Place @ WPT~(Event) Legends of Poker & made Poker history. Aspiring actor, writer, filmmaker. Act on Stage. Producer of the movies Amusia, Razed Life
Unknown💞 @ashleenadura10
319 Followers 2K Following ❤Vball❤ 💞😻Alyssa Valdez😻💞Stitch💓10👽asdgklmttasdgjkl👽 👀👽 J•A•D•E👽👀
Clare Moore-Collis @claremc86
34 Followers 330 Following
hornyadas por harold @hornysporharold
152 Followers 949 Following esta cuenta esta dedicada para harold azuara que esta bien buenote y tambien para las que estan hornyadas por el sigue esta cuenta y estar en este grupo HPH
llrn.josh @DjlDsaf
16 Followers 135 Following
Matthew Whitestone @mattybone4
28 Followers 236 Following
Aiham Ali @AihamAli3
10 Followers 71 Following
Aiham Ali @saeed9949225
18 Followers 134 Following
Qt Daw Ako!! @forever_selrach
33 Followers 168 Following
Eliteigcse @Eliteigcse1
2 Followers 56 Following معهد الصفوة للتدريب الأهلي متخصصون في مجالات التدريب كافة للأفراد والشركات الكويت-حولي-شارع المثنى
Chelsea Cunanan @chelseabeybi
2 Followers 108 Following
Rahman Nawir @rahman_scouts
17 Followers 45 Following
kl beaty @klbeaty8897
9 Followers 60 Following
George Cela @geocela
69 Followers 166 Following Entrepreneur and Father to the best kids in the world; Sometimes wish I was an ice-road trucker, and I'm seeking to understand, smile, and inspire more.
Felicia St. Hilaire @hilaire_felicia
3 Followers 48 Following
Darren Espanto @FafaDarrenFans
20 Followers 59 Following Darren Lover• Certified Darrenatics❤ Obsess with Darren Espanto❤ A1• A2• A3•
Nigel Lim @NigelLimzz
13 Followers 141 Following
Subodh Kothule @SubodhKothule
28 Followers 240 Following
crystal cabile @CrystalCabile
28 Followers 233 Following
Jhose Miranda @6538d356e8104a0
20 Followers 202 Following
ravindra kadam @ravivk1808
10 Followers 53 Following
Geo Chap @geochap131313
54 Followers 2K Following
Chelsy Brazell @ChelsyCBaby
44 Followers 167 Following Names Chelsy, I eat what I eat. I drink what I drink. And I live how I live. We are not the same. :)
♥HanaaKananiBonveno... @bonveno_hanaa
275 Followers 1K Following No games no mixed signals no time for lies. Real eyes realize real lies. My 2 sons happiness is the best high ever.
R @dangerrich
19 Followers 3K Following
Xadeka @xleedk
293 Followers 59 Following Roleplayer of Lee Seokmin/Dokyeom (dk) main vocal from SEVENTEEN Which has a soft voice like your lullaby • #SEOKINGDOM
Crap @crap0857
125 Followers 1K Following
MsAlmonte @carolyn2369
139 Followers 930 Following
Amelia Surentu @amel_zhu
355 Followers 302 Following Think less, Feel more. Frown less, Smile more. Talk less, Do more. Complain less, Appreciate more. Fear less, Love more....
Czarina Glinoga @glinoga_czarina
44 Followers 350 Following
SC Dude @SCdude2
35 Followers 223 Following
Hymuu @haimareddy
176 Followers 2K Following
Clare Moore-Collis @claremc86
34 Followers 330 Following
Marvin @akosiMarvzS
64 Followers 0 Following
Diana Rose Gnodnoyac @dianarose0219
8 Followers 217 Following
Silvia Megananda @megasebelas
204 Followers 397 Following
Scott @suicideDeuces22
62 Followers 827 Following ESPN junkie, Yankee fan, fluent in Swedish, and ice cream is my favorite vegetable.
Stacey Lane @slane1223
79 Followers 124 Following
Kyle Forbes @forbeslist4
152 Followers 245 Following
Erica Bonilla @EricaaBonilla
138 Followers 223 Following
Elder Magistrado @renzomagistrado
47 Followers 120 Following • Elder Missionary at The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day-Saints • Philippines Baguio Mission • February 2018 - February 2020
sachin @sachin8590
10 Followers 252 Following
MpumiMuhlari @MpumiMasia
50 Followers 588 Following KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS AND BURY THEM WITH SUCCESS
Pixels @PixelatedMania
6 Followers 12 Following History student & self proclaimed Disnerd. Living life to the fullest.
King David @kingdavid3109
5 Followers 30 Following The Lord is my strenght and my shield; My heart leafs for joy and I will give thanks to Him in song.. Psalm 28:7
Shah Zaib Alvi @SHAH_ZAIB_ALVI
268 Followers 5K Following #Recycler♻️ #Environmentalist🌿 #Researcher🔬 #Atmospheric 🌍 #Pollution 😷 #Health #Risk #Assessment “حَسْبُنَا اللَّهُ وَنِعْمَ الْوَكِيلُ”
𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓕 🕊... @Noufy_j
5K Followers 901 Following anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men 🌟💫 ٢٨/٥/٢٠٢١ رحلت امي 💔 Aquarius ♒️
The Famous Hollywood @nitwizard
2K Followers 525 Following Won 1st Place @ WPT~(Event) Legends of Poker & made Poker history. Aspiring actor, writer, filmmaker. Act on Stage. Producer of the movies Amusia, Razed Life
اسير الاحزا... @RRRRR202060
55 Followers 342 Following
Oscar Chan @oscarhnchan
48 Followers 256 Following
𝙍𝘼𝙀 ⁷ 🇵... @haepeachcan
3K Followers 2K Following 26 | black | she/they (hottie) ❤️🔥 skip marley 🇯🇲Trends for United States
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