Funny Liners @FunnyLiners
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Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed!
U know that amazing feeling when u get in2 bed&go straight 2 sleep..wake up in the morning feeling fully refreshed&raring2go?..me neither.AA
"If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months."
Black Friday: Because only in America do we wait in line & trample others for sale items 1 day after giving thanks for what we already have.
This went on for an hour until someone finally fixed his teleprompter." --Jimmy Fallon
During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, “We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote."
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the timeit reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."
CALORIES: (noun) "Little creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a lttle bit tighter every night."
"I'm going to let these pans soak.Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes." --razmtaz
"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands, and then eat just one of those pieces."
"It kind of amazes me that putting a black line on my eyelid can make me feel better about myself." (teenagerposts.tumblr.com)
"A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."
"If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got." --Albert Einstein
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood!"
A new report says that members of Congress work harder than...average American...b/c thanks to Congress the average American is out of work
personal info on nearly 40 million Target customers was stolen this week by hackers.Target customers R outraged..the NSA is really impressed
"Over the weekend the Obamacare website was down. Fortunately, most Americans were unaffected because they never knew it was up." --Jay Leno
It's either my mum or my dad.Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu..I think it's Colin
1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese & there're five people in my family,so it must be one of them...
"To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid."
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126 Followers 1K Following People often call me Hulk, don't know why, but seriously I live the power he has......just smashhhhh everything....
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148 Followers 634 Following Be the type of woman, that whenever your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says, oh crap, shes up..
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389 Followers 2K Following If you can't be a friend everyday don't be one at all !
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541 Followers 1K Following I would rather want me to be discovered, than to be advertised....
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66 Followers 708 Following Tweets/views are personal opinions & do not, in any way, reflect the views of employers. Please consult your Financial Advisor before taking any decisions.
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