GF NOT ALLOWED TO @GFcannot
Joined June 2013-
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My girl not allowed to breathe, when you breathe in your chest expands. Who you pushing your chest out for? Answer me
My girlfriend is not allowed to sing "I woke up in a new Bugatti " . Who's Bugatti you in? I don't own no Bugatti.
My GirlFriend Not Allowed To have a son. The fuck I look like? Letting another boy suck on my girls nipples? Nah
My Girlfriend is Not Allowed To Turn up. You better chill before you, "turn up" missing bitch.
My girlfriend is not allowed to smoke weed, what are you trying to get high for? Tryna fly away from me?
My girlfriend is not allowed to buy chocolate. Apparently chocolate makes women happy. What is she trying to say? Im not keeping her happy?
My girlfriend is not allowed to sing. I don't need nobody else knowing if she a screamer or not.
My girlfriend is not allowed to use Chapstick. The only thing that should be on her lips are my lips.
My Girlfriend is Not Allowed To answer knock knock jokes. You expecting somebody? Sit down, I'll get it.
My Girlfriend is Not Allowed to have more than three guy friends. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit.
My girlfriend is not allowed to watch superman, only man of steel she should be thinking about is me.
My girlfriend is not allowed to play sports. The only balls she can play with are the ones I own.
My girlfriend is not allowed to listen to another nigga's relationship problems. Hell no, he can find himself a therapist.
My girlfriend is not allowed to get near a light bulb. It might give her the bright idea to leave me.
My girlfriend is not allowed to surf. What you mean you tryna "ride the waves?" The only thing you should be riding is me!
My girlfriend is not allowed to work at a fast food restaurant because you make milkshakes, and milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
My girlfriends not allowed to say "I love you from the bottom of my heart" TF you gonna do with the free space at the top? Love other guys?
My girlfriend is not allowed to take a shower. If the hills have eyes, the walls probably do too.
My girlfriend is not allowed to stretch. What is she doing? Getting ready to attack me?
My girlfriend is not allowed to do algebra. She doesn't need to know how to find her X.
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