GENERAL HOSPITAL SNARK @GHSnarky

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GENERAL HOSPITAL SNARK @GHSnarky

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

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Michael getting the mansion is probably the correct choice as long as Sonny and Carly are rarely there. Michael can go see them at their homes. #GH

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GENERAL HOSPITAL SNARK @GHSnarky

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They really need to have Sasha back on the canvas by the early 2026. It feels weird to advocate for this since I wanted her to get a romance novel HEA with picking apples and a well-hung man, but she's more relevant to the narrative now and her and Willow need to fight. #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

3 weeks ago

Whenever Sasha does return, Michael needs to stop being so nice because every conversation went like this: Sasha: "You have no rights! You aren't even on the birth certificate." Michael: "Whatever you say, Sasha!" Sasha: "I decide when and if you see Daisy." Michael: "Okay!" #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

3 weeks ago

Britt: "One of Carly's children is in trouble!" Jason: "The thing I care about more than my own kids! Bye, bitch!" #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

3 weeks ago

I think the NuCharlotte does have the vibe of both a Spencer and a Cassadine. I do think she could try to kill someone via parapet and also be a busybody. #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

3 weeks ago

#GH next year probably: Britt: "Jason, save me from this vat of acid I'm about to fall into!" Michael: "Shit. I have an ingrown toenail!" Jason: "I'll carry you to the podiatrist, Michael. Foot health is so important. Britt, just hold on. I know your grip is very strong!"

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

3 weeks ago

If Michael does start sleeping with Jacinda, that's definitely going to come up in family court especially considering her night with Drew. If Michael and Willow keep on going like this, CPS could take those kids away from both of them. #GH

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GENERAL HOSPITAL SNARK @GHSnarky

3 weeks ago

Our Recap of the week (September 2-5, 2025). open.substack.com/pub/ghsnark/p/…

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

4 weeks ago

The funniest option for shooting Drew would be Scout. Second funniest option would be Wiley. Either one would have most of the town scrambling to cover it up. #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

4 weeks ago

I understand why Elizabeth is sympathetic to Willow, but she needs to tell her to get to Ferncliff and talk to a psychiatrist and make macaroni art. #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

4 weeks ago

If Willow ends up being the shooter and Michael says something like "She can never be around Wiley and Amelia again!" then he'd be ridiculous and just have zero self-awareness. If he says "We'll talk after your ass goes to Ferncliff" that would be fine. #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

4 weeks ago

The only reason to play Chase and Willow this much after a long time of them rarely interacting is they are toying with reuniting them. It makes sense because they are clearly testing Dante and Brook Lynn. #GH

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

4 weeks ago

#GH next year probably: Sonny: "Amelia saw me shooting someone in the head at the Quartermaine estate!" Michael: "We'll tell her the brain matter was strawberry jam!" Willow: "I'm back from Ferncliff. Can I see the kids?" Michael: *makes face like he wants to say the C word*

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Alan Sarapa @AlanSarapa

4 weeks ago

This year has had a truly absurd amount of "Oh, you aren't using them? I'll take them!" hiring. Hopefully #YR will actually have Noah do something this time around, but that might be too much to ask for.