GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

Oh. It's YOU. Stop wasting my time and get back to testing. 《Portal RP • Icon: euriia • #Ðεѕυ》 half-life.wikia.com/wiki/GLaDOS Aperture Laboratories Joined May 2012

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

4 years ago

((is anyone active on this accounts tl anymore. WHO KNOWS! But I got REALLY into portal again so i made a valve rp server on discord if anyone wants to join 👉👈🥺)) discord.gg/mwaKPJ9pWG

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Her eyes followed his hand until it rested on her shoulder. She isn't sure how to feel about this. There's a tinge of annoyance mixed with some far-off feeling of joy from seeing him again, too. "I can't entirely say the same about you, Mr. Johnson."

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"I would never, Mr. Johnson. Not you personally, at least. Though, the human race has proved to be quite... slow when it comes to most things." He won't be convincing her any time soon. She crosses her arms, a hip cocked to one side.

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"Ah. No. I'm afraid that just doesn't cut it, Mr. Johnson. A human brain can't conceive of all of the things that are done in this facility." Oh, trust her. She k n o w s. That still doesn't stop he from being mildly annoyed, though.

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"Control the facility? A human? I'm not sure you realize just how much work Aperture is. Or... Becomes, at least, sir." There's that pesky "sir" again. A grimace. "You would need more than a few computer chips implanted into your brain to properly run Aperture Laboratories."

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ENRICHMENT CENTER. @aperture_bot

5 years ago

Cube cannot speak.

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"Big plans?" Her interest is piqued. She's leaning forward ever so slightly. "Are you at liberty to share them with your... old secretary and right hand woman?"

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"No. I suppose it wasn't you, persay. But I'm sure you've had the thought. Put Caroline into the robot if I were to fall to my demise early. Or am I wrong?"

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"Hm? Oh?" Her brows raise. "Why's that? Does it bother you? Y o u did that to her, though. Strange." Seems like she's holding a grudge she didn't realize she had until just now.

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

It's easy to tell. She wanted to bother him with it. Sure, he may not be the Cave that died, this shoving her into an AI, but any Cave is better than none. "Yes, actually. If I can recall from the video footage, there was plenty of struggling."

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"In this universe, yes. It was very, v e r y painful for her. Huh. Maybe that's why I'm so full of resentment." She laughs. It was a half joke.

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

"It would also explain you being, well, alive. Not to say it isn't nice to see your face again. Though, under different circumstances may be better. Say, Caroline not being forced into my body."