GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. ((GLaDOS was my RP account, now she is out of my control and has become a bot.)) Aperture Science Joined September 2012

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... you monster.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

When I said deadly neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

I could take a bath in the stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.

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GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core

3 years ago

But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life.