GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

I am a genius game designer with awesome ideas I just need a team to help bring my awesome ideas to life please don't steal my awesome ideas Joined July 2021

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

a year ago

It's a open-ended puzzle game with a bit of Left 4 Dead in a world that's a mashup of Barbie and Baby Driver but this time with extremely stereotypical American Indians doing extremely stereotypical Indian things, furries, and the ability to set other players' shit on fire

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Elevator pitch: Rocket Arena only based on Sons of Anarchy only with a little bit of open world action game. Also it's got compatibility with your smart refrigerator, hijackable battlemechs and Sarah Silverman as the villain.

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

I'm telling you the fans demand a Dune game focused on extremely obscene emojis that merges looter shooter and bullet hell shooter. It's got a tacked-on card game just to sell booster packs, hijackable battlemechs and a drug running minigame as an easter egg.

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Quake only set in the final days of the Nixon administration. It's got chasing paper caught in the wind, it's got extremely stereotypical American indians doing extremely stereotypical Indian things, it's got nudists for no particular reason and a dinosaur management layer

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Give the people what they want: Slay the Spire only set in a squid game. It's got a realistically modelled pandemic, it's got extremely sexy vampires, it's got drone bombing runs and decapitations

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Its Mario meets hex-based wargame - a deeply tactical game with moral quandaries like killing children, insanity as a core game mechanic and an intro narrated by Dr. Fauci.

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

It's a turn-based strategy with a little bit of Monster Hunter in a world that's a mashup of The Most Dangerous Game and Minority Report but this time with absolutely unnecessary dong shots, open world PVP, and randomly generated Shakespearean insults

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Get ready for this: Fruit Ninja only based on Saw only with a little bit of capture the flag. Also it's got flightstick control, extremely phallic concept art and your character VOed by Jack Nicholson.

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

The world needs to see this: Smash Brothers only set in the wild west. It's got werewolves, it's got wrecking your car for style points, it's got FMV starring Sarah Silverman and women fighting in lingerie

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Just imagine Subway Surfers only based on Naked Gun only with a little bit of snowboarding game. Also it's got a little lesson about the cult of celebrity, compatibility with the Rez Trance Vibrator and a love triangle involving you, Conan O'Brien and Trent Reznor.

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

It's a cooperative shooter with a little bit of Pachinko in a world that's a mashup of Inception and Spider-Man but this time with speedrunner support, boobs like flotation devices and a meth cooking minigame with a hilarious 'press your luck' component

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

It's Pokemon GO-like with a little bit of SimCity in a world that's a mashup of What We Do In The Shadows and Wonder Woman but this time with threatening text messages sent to your real phone number, the ability to kill men who catcall you, and a very bouncy volleyball simulator

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Give the people what they want: Guitar Hero only set in Medieval England. It's got developer-inserts as the tutorial character, it's got hidden traitors, it's got smuggling contraband and cel shading

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Get ready for this: Shadowrun only set in a cult leader's compound in Waco only everyone has mechs. It's playable on your Peloton, it's got puppies to rescue, it's got pettable doggies and a realistically modelled pandemic

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Hear me out: a He-Man game focused on wrecking your car for style points that merges dungeon management sim and open world RPG. It's got subverted expectations, BLM imagery used irresponsibly and a baton twirling minigame as an easter egg.

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

It's a jumpscare horror game with a little bit of Fruit Ninja in a world that's a mashup of South Park and Terminator but this time with a dinosaur management minigame with a hilarious 'press your luck' component, assassins in stiletto heels and NFTs

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Top this: the Dark Souls of lawyering simulation with a little bit of Rocket Arena thrown in. It's based on the Saw IP, and has deployable turrets, blood pools that smear across the ground as you crawl through them and ability to send anyone's chat logs to their mother

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

This crazy idea hit me in the shower: Clash Royale only based on Bridgerton only with a little bit of assassination simulator. Also it's got the ability to turn back time, absolutely unnecessary dong shots and an a capella interlude provided by Milla Jovovich.

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

Hold on, I think I've got it: the Dark Souls of turn-based strategy with a little bit of Slay the Spire thrown in. It's based on the Game of Thrones IP, and has llamas, incest as a core game mechanic and hidden traitors

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GamePitchBot @GamePitchBot2

4 years ago

My dream has always been Ultima only set in the middle of a major gang war. It's got BLM imagery used irresponsibly, it's got extremely obscene emojis, it's got a portal gun and an overwhelming feeling of dread