Richard ‘Gary’ Roidaut @GarrayPhp

You know what? It's alright. It's ok. I can work with that. [He's mumbling to himself, pouring a glass of home-made moonshine (courtesy of gran gran) and downing it like it's water.] Time to cross-sti- Ow, dangit. [Should have stopped after the third pick me up, indubitably.]

I have been hiccupping the whole day. Gran says it's usually because someone's talking about me.🤔 ... Guess I'm flattered! Usually nobody does. 😁

Oh boy! Another gator appreciator among us. Is Mr. Rydeout, too, subscribed to InvestiGATORS Monthly?

Our Chief of Security has been spotted wearing cat ears and a tail that even matches with his hair. Strolling around like nothing is wrong at all. Mr. Rydeout and him are probably playing some sort of weird mating game and rumor has it that the co-CEO is involved as well. 😏

I call our company's AIs Hesperides because, while not as graceful or, you know, ~daughters~, they technically are children of Atlas. Pretty cool symbolism if you ask me. 🧐

[Squints at the screen] Someone from the Hesperides is being petty again.

Please be not my bed please be not my bed... Not that there should be Handsome Jack in my bed but there better not be, I have a tAsEr 😥 I'm also too scared to go to the bedroom to find out. 🙈

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I think even DeLeon was a guest once. Weird guy but you got to appreciate the humble beginnings of a...uh... Manure farmer. Kinda reminds me of our own Mister Rydeout! 🦾😎

Richard ‘Gary’ Roidaut @GarrayPhp

5 years ago

I think even DeLeon was a guest once. Weird guy but you got to appreciate the humble beginnings of a...uh... Manure farmer. Kinda reminds me of our own Mister Rydeout! 🦾😎

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Owls are fascinating. When I was a kid Tanatalus had this show with Mister Owl, who knew everything. Apart from how to bring down the capitalism that is sucking the soul out of the six galaxies. He was very vague about that 🤔

//And this is our pal Gary.

HA! Mail room 25F suuuuuuuck iiiiit! 💁🏻‍♂️

[He is 175,5 and he is in a cubicle and God help him if the Skeeler Baneeler gets all the way to IT.]

[opens the email that probably already has some virus in it or something. Chokes violently on his coffee.] ~What the hell?? ~

H.Jack.exe @Hi_Jacked_up

5 years ago

[opens the email that probably already has some virus in it or something. Chokes violently on his coffee.] ~What the hell?? ~

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Mister Jack? Sir? I assure you I was not the nutmeg thief! But I have a little stash you can use for your ~epicurous~ dishes. Just please... Please don't do anything to my nails... 😭

I didn't say anything! Sir, Jack! Sir!

Nutmeg.... 👀

[Lifts his head. ] I felt a disturbance in the Schwartz. As if someone just said something about my gran. Yes, sge is amazing. Yes I can totally feel these things. [Back to coding he goes, valiantly fighting yet another bug.]