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Shade @GarrettBare

The shade of it all. Joined February 2010
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The12Signs @The12Signs

12 years ago

#Libra is a Cardinal Air sign, making you the initiation of integration, unification, relationship, better known as "The Rainbow."

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Libra Is A Luxury @EverythingLibra

12 years ago

#Libras get over dumb shit very quickly. We don't like to dwell on things, especially petty nonsense. #FollowEverythingLIBRA

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Shade @GarrettBare

12 years ago

#mcm goes to my buddy @TurloughVizlor for ALWAYS finding me the best books!

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Shade @GarrettBare

12 years ago

Why is everyone suddenly into Magic: The Gathering? I've been playing for 17 years people, where were you? Oh, right, calling me a nerd.

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Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut

12 years ago

I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of reward or punishment after I'm dead

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jayci (they/them) @jaycijaycijayci

12 years ago

Sometimes I feel like being gay is the purest form of narcissism and I can totally be down with that.

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Shade @GarrettBare

12 years ago

Sometimes I do embarrassing shit. It's a perk of being me.

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Shade @GarrettBare

12 years ago

If child me was running around adult me I'd probably shoulder check that little freak show.

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Shade @GarrettBare

12 years ago

I do what I want and I accept the consequences and rewards.

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

I call it....Gas Station Narcissism. instagram.com/p/pNafixBkJB/

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

It's summer. Shave your gross nasty facial hair. This isn't soviet Russia, it's not cute anymore. I miss what chins look like...

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

Hey One Direction or whatever, it should be "You and Me." You sound ridiculous.

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

I talk to myself a lot.

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

You need to stop with the "I used to be fat but now all I have are these stretch marks" topless photos of yourself. Stop.

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

Everyone thinks you're stupid.

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

Goddamnit...I love dogs.

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

The next person who tells me I'm too thin will be called a fat whore and I will mean it.

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

Today I took my dog out for coffee. She freaked herself with her leash and a patio chair. We had to leave. #lonelyheartsclub

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

Happy National Table Top Game Day everyone!! instagram.com/p/mbkC5kBkKB/

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Shade @GarrettBare

13 years ago

I like my men how I like my deodorant: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. And white.

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