Gary Absurd @GaryAbsurd
Five years of open MIC experience, performing comedy for all ages. Main location Sunday night funnies in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Honorable Veteran, father. Grand Rapids, Michigan Joined August 2014-
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I would like to share some new organic approaches to time and space travel.
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I'll be live this Sunday@Festival of the arts. 1-3pm. Calder Plaza, sw corner. With Improvalarious troopers. 😊 Come play with us.
New improvisational group in Grand rapids Michigan. Contact me for info. Free to join.
I feel like I bit it tonight. Trying not to dwell on it. 😩
I'm available for parties and weddings, for stand up or fucked up. Either is fine.
If you confess your sins to a bar tender , he'll make you to drink seven stale Mary's.
If a woman gives birth to a pizza, its not delivery.
I have more followers than BC Christ Jesus. At least I did after my fishing boat accident.
I tried doing things conventionally, but they just end up getting to hot on the sides.
Some people never get fifteen minutes of fame. I could complain , but It'd take twenty five.
Did you know Gary Absurd has a treasure of stupidity on Facebook. Seek and ye shall find.
It's really hard to get Hollywood's attention with a face like Jimmy Durante's step child and a body like Pual Ruben's.
Like me on facebook. Because your bored and love stupid jokes.
Dear Twitter, you worthless piece of time. Your an egotesticle dildo for circus diseased gutter trash.
Pez candy must cause cancer. Shit tastes like laundry detergent.
I'm sorry for that last comment. My fourth grader hacked my Sony.
I need a career tonight bitches be scouting. Scout Deeez Nuts
Play with yourself tonight. Screw him!! Stupid football right.
I'm on Facebook. Don't worry I'm not on meth. Its just a fan page. Unless that is you like meth...
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