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THE BEST WAY TO CONVINCE A FOOL THAT HE IS WRONG IS TO LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN WAY. -- JOSH BILLINGS

OF ALL THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE, THE GREATEST IS MAN. -- ARISTOTLE

GROWING OLD ISN'T SO BAD -- WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE. -- MAURICE CHEVALIER

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YOU SHOULDN'T LET PEOPLE DRIVE YOU CRAZY WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE.

DIATOMIC MOLECULES ARE PECULIAR BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE TWO ENDS, AND THESE ENDS ARE VERY CLOSE TOGETHER. --KLAUS RUEDENBERG, REV.MOD.PHYS. PG 176, 32, (1960)

HERE WE GO...... SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADE OF LIFE...... TOM LEHRER

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING, YOU FIND OUT IT'S YOUR LEASH.

DIATOMIC MOLECULES ARE PECULIAR BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE TWO ENDS, AND THESE ENDS ARE VERY CLOSE TOGETHER. --KLAUS RUEDENBERG, REV.MOD.PHYS. PG 176, 32, (1960)

THERE ARE PEOPLE SO ADDICTED TO EXAGERATING THEY CAN'T TELL THE TRUTH WITHOUT LYING. -- FORTUNE COOKIE

ALMOST ANYTHING IS EASIER TO GET INTO THAN OUT OF. -- AGNES ALLEN'S LAW FROM

K N O W I N G IS A BARRIER WHICH PREVENTS LEARNING -- TEACHING OF THE BENE GESSERIT

THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE -- PHINEAS TAYLOR (P.T.) BARNUM

HONESTY IN A LAWYER IS LIKE A HEN'S HIND LEGS. -- MAGNUS OLESON, LAKE WOBEGON PATRIARCH, C.1875

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! -- Jonathan Winters

MOM AND DAD WENT TO ALPHA CENTAURI AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS DUMB T-SHIRT.

A MAN IS EXACTLY AS GREAT AS THE TIDE SURGING BENEATH HIM. -- BISMARCK

EDUCATION WITHOUT COMMON SENSE IS A LOAD OF BOOKS ON THE BACK OF AN ASS.

THE FIRST MORNING OF CREATION WROTE WHAT THE LAST DAWN OF RECKONING SHALL READ. -- OMAR KHAYYAM

OF ALL THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE, THE GREATEST IS MAN. -- ARISTOTLE