GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet. somewhere fixing a fuckup Joined May 2016-
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Fun teachers who accompany their students' movements.
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This kid roasting parents thing is everywhere
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This mother duck made her nest inside a school building and is now introducing her babies to the kids
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