Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe

Currently complaining how old I am at 30. Pittsburgh, PA Joined November 2017

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Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe

7 years ago

Get to work and sit down just to find someone beat me to my own coffee!! What the actual hell @Starbucks ?! Now I get to enjoy a coffeeless morning 🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬… instagram.com/p/Bt0vkU7hz4Pt…

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Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe

7 years ago

Little Loaf. • • • • • • • • •#catsofinstagram #catstagram #cats_of_ig #petsofinstagram #petstragram #cats_of_instagram #catselfie #catslover #catslife #catnap #catsdaily #catsrule… instagram.com/p/Bo1YfYaHSkJ/…

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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life

12 years ago

FUN PRANK: Leave a falcon to someone in your will, you never had a falcon, but everyone will be like "where the fuck is the falcon?"

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Men: your girlfriends haven't told you. Your wives haven't told you. Your daughters haven't told you. Your female colleagues haven't told you. Your female bosses haven't told you. Your women friends haven't told you. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Read @JessicaShortall medium.com/@jessicashorta…

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Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe

7 years ago

So exclusive, no one knew about it.

ChannelFireball @ChannelFireball

7 years ago

So exclusive, no one knew about it.

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David Williams @dwpoker

7 years ago

@SethManfield Aka “Respect the troops” aka “but I love our flag” aka “I don’t get why he didn’t just sit out of the deck techs” - Seth 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Æ Marling @AEMarling

7 years ago

Retweet if you've also been impressed with the quality of card design for #mtgGRN. magic.wizards.com/en/articles/ar…

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molly conger @socialistdogmom

7 years ago

the blue lives matter crowd always stands with killer cops but open support for a serial killer is a bold stance even for them

Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr

7 years ago

the blue lives matter crowd always stands with killer cops but open support for a serial killer is a bold stance even for them

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☻ @BestyDeVos

7 years ago

hey milennials!!! here’s a tip... if you actually want to afford college maybe you should stop buying name brand hotdog buns you ungrateful little shits

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Brian Braun-Duin @BraunDuinIt

7 years ago

Modern Players: "Yes! Assassin's Trophy will finally be the death of Tron!" *3 months from now* Modern Players: "How the hell are there still 4 Tron decks in the top 8 of this Modern Grand Prix?"

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Rhystic Studies @RhysticStudies

7 years ago

the Lotus vid made it to Vice (!!!!)

Motherboard @motherboard

7 years ago

the Lotus vid made it to Vice (!!!!)

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Brian Michael @GitaxianProbe

7 years ago

I need this tattooed on me @jeswoodley

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Marcel @MarcelMTG

7 years ago

I’m laughing more than I should

🏞️➡️🌊🇵🇸🔜🆓 @JackDexterity

7 years ago

I’m laughing more than I should

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The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL

7 years ago

Goodbye Burt Reynolds. You were neither English nor especially rural. But you had a fine moustache. And we respected that.

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This too shall pass @coolname77

7 years ago

In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother... I get to counter... Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there.... McD worker: 12 Me: I’ll take them all