Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

Talks about pi(zza) way too much. | Incy wincy spider climbed up the-- HEY, I'm not that short. | Blue spandex pants, Boots with the webs. imnotdaredevil.org #Hexverse Joined February 2014

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

Gotta admit, if there's ONE thing Norman Osborn is good at (other than being creepy as hell) it's getting under your skin

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

Okay, 100% convinced that there's some kind of secret society whose aim is to tease me for a) my age b) my awesome color scheme c) my great jokes/puns d) basically everything else

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

JARVIS is the greatest-worst troll. Gotta find a way to shut down his programming of "annoy/confuse Spidey at every opportunity"

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

JARVIS would make the best surprise villain. He's cocky, smart, and annoying enough already.

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The worst part of having a megalomaniacal psychopath as your arch nemesis? The jokes, for sure. (And the death, blood, injuries, internal guilt, external guilt, blame, aaaand bad press that comes with them)

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

Gonna start bringing in more video game insults into the Yorker vocab. "Take the L, rusty!" "No rushing, Speed Demon." "Chill, the fight's still in beta." "Not working. Use more gun!" I should publish my own book. Might be more original than the latest octosymbiote creep

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

When you're a science nerd and a hero and geek out over villains because oh MAN, did you make that? It must work like this! You gotta show me! ... Cue 8 hour distraction while you figure out how to defeat them efficiently without destroying their brilliant tech. I wish!

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

Fight fire with fire. Fight human-eaters with ketchup.

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Spider-Man @GoWebsGo

7 years ago

Central Park: the ultimate snack hotspot. I did not just eat my weight in greasy junk food from every available vendor around. I ate double my weight.