Go》》》》》Fast📦 @Go___Fast
Life is a highway, and I'm riding the short bus SC Joined November 2017-
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Gaetz entering mysteriously empty Senate confirmation hearing when Chris Hansen walks in
Maybe she's just fun to hang out with. Not everything needs to be a cynical calculation.
me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway… jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome
Well it took almost a year but we finally got israel to condemn airstrikes on a civilian population
THIS ISN’T NORMAL. Every single one of these rockets is meant to kill.
I am told this misses a critical difference: Russia is them, Israel is us
White House says they are monitoring Israel's wars with Gaza and Lebanon, saying that a war with Denmark would be Washington's red line
Feels like as you get older every 9/11 is a little less special than the last 😔
Remember: You can ALWAYS pick your friends, you can SOMETIMES pick your nose, but you can NEVER pick the President of Venezuela
*over the Walmart intercom* Hey Siri how do I build a pipe bomb?
Bruh yesterday we had this crotchety old lady come into my shop and she asked if she could take some of the free Qurans at the front (owners are Muslim). I said yea and, while we weren't looking she took ALL of them (like 8) and threw them in the trash outside like lmao how petty
Unfortunately I will be unreachable for the next few days due to a personal emergency (Slime Rancher 2 Beta)
Dropped acid and made a hummus brand tier list, call that garbanzo journalism
I died a little inside when I learned that "Sylvia Plath died by sticking her head in an oven" meant she suffocated on gas and not that she somehow broiled her own head out of sheer depression
BREAKING: Recent Liberal fake news has led to a new, dangerous trend for Tik-Tok teens; the "Fentanyl Whoopie Cushion Challenge", which has hospitalized hundreds. As a parent, here's how you can help 🧵(1/37):
Nobody has come into work all day, but luckily my boss and I are making good use of our time by arguing about the morality of the buzz light-year gay kiss for literally over 2 hours
People are scalping the Collectors Edition Morbius™ GFUEL
how it started: how it's going:
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