GodCreatingAnimals @GodMakesAnimals
This is the official Twitter of the iFunny profile GodCreatingAnimals ifunny.co/GodCreatingAni… ifunnyland Joined July 2016-
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[God Creating Turtles] "How about a army helmet with legs"
Timberwolf Angel : ay, I made a dope ass wolf God : name? Angel : Timber God : Oh... Wus poppin b? Angel : you just cant be seroius can you?
Chimpanzee God : It's like a human, but without depression Angel : ok... What are they for? God : Oh, you know memes and stuff.
Goose God: dude check out this book I ordered Angel: um, God: It's 'how to fuck up a duck 101. Chapter 2 is about installing the car horn
[God Creating Geckos] God: I want people to save 15% on car insurance
Mountain Chicken God : I want a chicken Angel : dude I only have a fatass frog. God : ITS A FUCKING CHICKEN
[God creating clowns] God: What if I put makeup on Satan
[God Creating Donald Trump] Lets make racist Oompa Loompas real
[God Creating Hillary Clinton] Lets make witches real
RattleSnake God : *drunk* We need a mariachi *puts maraca and Sombrero on snake* Angel : I can't do this anymore God : I CAN'T HEAR YOUOOO
[God Creating Scorpions] God: How about a mini lobster of death
[God Creating Centipedes] God: Remember the 8 legged nopes? Make some three times longer Angel: *Mumbles*"I made humans because I love them"
Squirrel God: how about a gay animal? Angel : whatcha mean? God : well idk, squeaky voice, annoying af nuts in its mouth, that sort of thing
Swordfish God : dude, that cunt lucifer left his sword here Angel : Oh, can I have it? *drops it into a fish* Angel and God : Its Perfect!
Teacher : When I call your name say 'here' Ryan 'here' Blake 'here' GCA *looks around, smiles like a dork* 'Present!'
Spiders God : A'ight give this Nope 8 legs Angel : Wow ok God : and 8 eyes Angel : dude chill God : now stick a rope up its ass Angel : wtf!
People : Yeah, bread is so unhealthy! Those carbs can kill you! Me :
PufferFish A: hey, how about some Bball? God : ight A : we dont have a ball God : one sec. *grabs fish * connects tire pump* A : brilliant
Bees God : ight. How about a furry bug that helps the environment Angel : that's really nice tbh God : make it stab the humans with its butt
Jackal God : I want a coyote/fox Angel : ok but I only have the 'al' not the 'jack: God : fuck brb Apple : IPhone 7 officially released!
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