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@chetporter Cuz' you're the mole-nly one for me #amiright
@chetporter notice me
Ah yes, the battle of mole hill
DO MOLES HAVE NIPPLES??
Can moles get their nipples pierced?
Heard it's supposed to snow Thursday - STAY FROSTY BITCHES ILL BE UNDERGROUND
When you have to go pick up a dresser soon but you're a mole and can't even bench press 2 lbs
Hell is actually just moles underground setting their kitchens on fire by accident. No need to panic
Susan's husband tried to exterminate the moles in the yard today but he's just mad he can't exterminate her pu$$y AMIRIGHT
How am I supposed to know the origin of my kind IF THEY AINT GOT NO HISTORY CLASS FOR MOLES UP IN THIS BITCH
I just want a mole mole mole witha dab of ranch
I'm really good at making a mountain out of a mole hill. Because I. In fact. Am a mole
I really want Crab Rangoon's what's a mole Gotta do to get GrubHub to deliver underground
Yeehaw
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl mole who look good I would call her
Can moles shed skin? Because I feel like crawling out of mine right now
Go #vote - because I'm a mole and can't
@zzimizz WELL DO YOU JAMES??
Can moles get drunk?
I only use this account when I'm either: 1) standing in line at the bank 2) going to the bathroom 3) drunk