absolute goon @GoonAbsolute
Joined February 2020-
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i will light myself on fire to prove youre a pussy
If i was a Spice Girl I'd be Ketamine Spice
Diet coke is boomer beverage
You can deposit a check and have the funds available in under 60 seconds with your phone so why is election voting such a raggedy ass tumble weed of a charade?
sweating my balls off and watching space jam
Philando Castile's toddler had to console her mother handcuffed in the back of a police car after officers unloaded a clip in him. You can go to hell you insufferable bitch.
Terfy fools talk a lot about this fear of being assaulted in the ladies room by a ‘sketchy’ trans woman when they really should worry about being assaulted (i.e. shot and killed ) by police in the ladies room at their own goddamn house
Teachers shouldn’t be forced to buy their own supplies while our police departments purchase combat vehicles.
French firefighters lighting themselves on fire and fighting cops is the hardest shit on the internet !!! No Cap
thinking about those times in elementary school on veterans day when we'd have to write letters to the troops in Iraq and thank them for committing war crimes
abracafuckyou
‘People who menstruate.’ I’m sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out. Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud? Opinion: Creating a more equal post-COVID-19 world for people who menstruate devex.com/news/sponsored…
my favorite wresting movies are spiderman 1 and nacho libre
Shower me with piss and rice
fuck it all, im eating my money and fleeing to the woods to let my body be reintegrated into the earth
You up? @BernieSanders
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