Goosesire @Goosesire

Honk! | I eat rocks for fun (pfp by @Emmysotis) tumblr.com/blog/goosesire magic pond tower Joined March 2024

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cousin cloaca @gostism

2 days ago

oh i’m ryan gosling im beautiful and can dance and sing and im in a band im also a good person fuck you dude actually go to hell

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Goosesire @Goosesire

2 days ago

@weirdneey @ActualNames1 well at least this one is a little flattering

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no thanks @nothanksqhim

3 days ago

@laviejoem this is seriously pissing me off, fry has BEEN hot. all of you can leave.

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insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser

3 days ago

I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground

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if i ever become a parental figure of some sort im just gonna start straight up lying to my kids about my life. yup, i was in the room when they did surgery on a grape.. i was in the background of the first soyjack photo,,, yeah, im just that interesting, buddy

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neey 🍉 WEIRD AL FOR FORTNITE @weirdneey

6 days ago

heheheh YAY!!!!

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Goosesire @Goosesire

6 days ago

@weirdneey @ActualNames1 how do i file a targeted harassment case against you?

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Goosesire @Goosesire

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@weirdneey

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neey 🍉 WEIRD AL FOR FORTNITE @weirdneey

a week ago

post nut verity

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Princess Blossom Pepperdoodle Von Yum Yum @RealHeresJeffy

2 weeks ago

just overheard my bitch ass blue son talk shit bout me at school i'm going to really do it tonight

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星尘 🇲🇳 (COMMS OPEN) @stardust_kart

2 weeks ago

👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy

2 weeks ago

“And the 2026 Game of the Year winner is… Gra-”

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Andrés Guerrero @AndyL4nd

2 weeks ago

Endacopia - Merchandise

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feefee @fawnpilled__

3 weeks ago

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited

3 weeks ago

This Samoyed is so sleepy it can barely keep its eyes open, but still gets up to drink some water

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Goosesire @Goosesire

3 weeks ago

mellow is real and he sees the world with me :] #endacopia #crossstitch

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selene .⋆♱ @xenolenn

3 weeks ago

Hey @IMAX can we please bring back Project Hail Mary to the screen please I’m desperate

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suanbuliu @suanbuliu

3 weeks ago

☆✦♪♬♫♩♪✦☆

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vic 🔞 @Tkinoiitalian

3 weeks ago

I fucking hate 4chan /lgbt/ slang if you use any of them even ironically im blocking

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Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir

4 weeks ago

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

☆☠︎🦇 ela 🦇☠︎☆ @haiitsela

4 weeks ago

they could NEVER make me hate you.

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𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs

4 weeks ago

Talking about some “GTA 6” but Fortnitemares is lowkey this Thursday

HYPEX @HYPEX

4 weeks ago

ALL NEW GTA 6 DETAILS 👇 MAP: • Leonida is the biggest map Rockstar has ever made, about 2x GTA 5's • It's packed tighter than GTA 5 too, with way more buildings you can go inside • Even small spots like rooftops & back alleys got hand-built detail WEATHER: • Hurricanes &