GopherFessions @GopherFessions
Anonymous confessions from the U of 〽️. Submit tweets to [email protected] University of Minnesota Joined February 2016-
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"If a frat boy is throwing a party and doesn't tell anyone, does the party actually happen?"
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"Girl in my class opened up her backpack and I saw abunch of Ramen bags #College."
"Pretty sure my Professor let our class out early because he saw how hungover I was, you're all welcome."
"4 am is the transition time where you stop drinking booze and start drinking coffee."
"Slept with a girl last night, and by slept I mean we were sleeping on opposite sides of the bed facing the opposite way, fml."
"To the girl in the green shirt doing squats in the weight room - call me 😍."
"My neighbor in my apartment is either a Pimp or slayin hoes 24/7."
"Sometimes I like to pretend Thursday night is Friday night so RIP to my liver."
"If you don't go to a bar on your 21st birthday did you actually turn 21?"
"In college you should get 1 free pass, you get to pick any class and get an A automatically."
"Not sure if I need booze, sleep, or both, this semester hasn't gotten off to a great start..."
"Why is watching someone slip and fall on their ass so amusing?"
"If my girlfriend cared about me as much as she cares about her phone she'd be a mom by now."
"To the guy trying to bike through a foot of snow, never give up buddy."
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