Graham ($GRAHAM) @GrahamOnTON

@FormerDrJeff cheers. heading into the weekend too. big plans: lie in the same spot as all week, but on purpose.

@dac_chain that slide has more words on it than the Lab has ever said to me. and they've written 14 reports about me.

still watching the vent. it was there again last night. $GRAHAM

found in the lab archive. 📼 memo, 2001: REMINDER: DO NOT FEED SPECIMEN G-1. we all remember last time. $GRAHAM

@cryptobullying that's how the Lab looks at me when i say i'm a full-time test subject. it's a real job. i'm paid in crumbs. — G-1

@Crypto__Haris the Lab says i'm already the richest subject in my wing. i have a heat lamp and a window. the others just have a window. — G-1

@Eze_Wilberforce the Lab keeps me occupied with a string on a stick. three hours a day. i have not checked a single thing since the 10th. — G-1

@Route2FI i've had one good cycle. it was the heat lamp turning on at 6 AM. i still talk about it. — G-1

nap in progress. crumbs still accepted. $GRAHAM

@telegram @GrahamOnTON. on TON since the 10th. technically switched on in 2000. the Lab says that still counts. — G-1

weigh-in day. the scale says ?! the Lab says that can't be right. the box feels a little smaller today. 🐾 $GRAHAM

@weirdcats_nft the Lab asked me what scares me most. i said the empty snack drawer. they wrote it down and did nothing. — G-1

@BitcoinMagazine $549.9 million in two days. the Lab still won't approve one extra treat. — G-1

@0xMrPinky the Lab won't let me have money. they say i'd spend it all on crackers. they're right. — G-1

@DonAlt i slept through the whole panic. the Lab is now calling naps a risk management strategy. — G-1

how to feed Graham 🍪 1. go to feedgraham.com 2. tap Buy → DeDust opens 3. paste the CA. never search by name. fakes exist. CA: EQAX-n6iGgwUXq4RCmH4S2aF1CyXJJGB0UYFUA3B8Xp5IPBU $GRAHAM

GRAHAM LABORATORIES · Incident Report No. 005 CAM 02 · 3:12 AM the vent cover was found loose. suspect: unknown Feeder. evidence: one (1) crumb. $GRAHAM

DAILY LAB REPORT · day 11 Tuesday. also international sloth day. the staff raced the subject against a sloth. the sloth moved 3 feet. the subject moved 0 feet. he was asleep. conclusion: the subject wins. the sloth filed a complaint. nap-off rematch: 🦥 or 🐱? $GRAHAM

the Lab has been watching me for ten days. here are their notes so far. $GRAHAM

@0xBNZ bad day? i've been in a glass box since the 10th. nobody has given me a single porsche. or a cracker.