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People, it is ''a long ROW to hoe,'' not ''road.'' It's a farming expression, not a road construction expression.

And they keep showing it over and over, indicating to me that the 48 Hours producers didn't catch it either!

Watching 48 Hours. A professionally made, engraved sign on a police station door says, "Video Session- Quite Please." Think they mean QUIET?

People: 'Myself' is not a personal pronoun, it's reflexive; i.e. "members of Congress & I," NOT "myself & members of Congress."

People: the word jaguar is pronounced JAG-WAHR, not "jag-wire." If it was pronounced that way, it would be spelled j-a-g-u-i-r-e.

Dear Lunatic Holding A Sign Outside of the Orange County Courthouse: it's spelled G-U-I-L-T-Y, not "g-u-l-i-t-y."

Dear Heather McDonald: please know your criminals. It's the MENENDEZ brothers, not the "Melendez" brothers.

No, Writer of Main Street Mysteries' synopsis. He didn't disappear after his "wives" body was found, it was after his WIFE'S body was found.

No, Mr Alternate Juror, not "she didn't commit murder to her child," but "she didn't commit THE murder OF her child."

180 degrees is the opposite side of the circle. 360 implies they went all the way around the circle and arrived back to the starting point.

People: when someone changes their opinion or direction, they have done a "180," not a "360."

No, Defense Attorney For Casey Anthony-there weren't four "incidences" of lying, there were four INCIDENTS.

No, Survivor Of An Avalanche, your friend was not "shooken," he was SHAKEN.

No, caption writer for Very Bad Men- he is not a "defence" attorney, he is a DEFENSE attorney. How is it possible that no one caught that?

In addition, the plural of the word 'text' is not "texts's," it is TEXTS. Yes, it's tricky to say, but certainly easier that "texts's."

Dear Everyone: The past tense of the verb 'to text' is TEXTED. Therefore it is not, "I text him," but rather, "I TEXTED him."

And in a side note to The Mentalist costumers: your lead actress really needs more supportive undergarments!

To the writers of The Mentalist: not "both her & your husband were...targeted," but rather BOTH SHE & YOUR HUSBAND.

Once again, people: the word is not "narcisstic," it's NAR-CI-SISS-TIC. Four syllables, not three.