Hannah Meerman @granspie
I am ham (not actual ham though, yuck) Edinburgh, Scotland Joined August 2019-
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Szafnauer: can you hear me? Crofty: Yes I can, Clem Fandango lol #britishgp
HMMMMMMMMM: I don’t have [m]any followers so no one will see this until I’m really famous for [tba] but, please, someone in Aus… would you consider it super casual and fun and sexy to pay $17 for two small flat whites and one small cappuccino? Is that right??????
Don’t get never got why we gotta put dog poo, which is completely fine for the world, into plastic bags that are completely not fine? I mean okay not fun if a dog is pooping on the footpath but also … maybe, generally chattin, just don’t step in dogshit?????????????
“IT’S LIKE TOKYO DRIFT!!!” - commentator / also me
@yourewrongabout Beating Casefile now that really is somethin’
Can you imagine
Nothing major I just think about it ...a bit too much? That Tim Roth’s role was cut from OUATIH (and I don’t even care for the movie?) really had 15 yr old me feelin low for Mr Orange/ Mr Lie To Me. #deepestsympathies
I hate that I Still Call Australia Home isn’t our national anthem. I really hate that. And don’t talk to me about Waltzing Matilda either I won’t hear it. At the end of the day what I’m really getting at is Advance Australia Fair is dumb and lacks feeling and I despise it.
So when you say pants over here it means underwear??? You’re meant to say trousers instead??? So here I was saying “my god my pants are so dirty ugh”, and wondering why my new mates seemed slightly uncomfortable.
love to know that the fate of thousands of vulnerable people are in the hands of Centrelink, the place that once sent me a letter saying my application for disability support had been rejected. I had never applied for it
“There was the faintest of pure sounds, high and sharp, like the breaking of a mouse’s heart.” I love Terry Pratchett so much, no books have ever made me laugh so much and so consistently. My absolute fave 4 lyf.
It’s not even that I’ve ‘basically’ never been happier in my life. I’ve admitted to myself that truly, I have never been happier in my entire life than I have been in Scotland. I am very grateful and this has been a serious post ... thank you and good/ beautiful day ❄️
Today I saw falling snow for the first time and mates, I’m just so, so happy. To me, the snow is like a thousand million cherries on top of the cake of my life right now and you know what? yes, I cried about it. I cried about life while standing in the snow wearing my pyjamas.
I am already very upset that ultimately I’ll have to leave.
I am announcing this right now: moving to Edinburgh is the best thing I have ever done for myself and I have basically never been happier in my entire life.
And they know it was you. And you have to look them in the eye the next morning. Oh it really is just no fun at all. You try and do the right thing and this is what happens.
One of the worst things about shared living is when you try to have a nice and quiet, undisturbed poo in the very early hours of the morning, but then someone else has the same idea right as you’re done. VERY inconsiderate.
I choose to believe this is real and if you try to disprove it you are a cop
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