Grant Ginder @GrantGinder
I wrote LET'S NOT DO THAT AGAIN (@HenryHolt) and THE PEOPLE WE HATE AT THE WEDDING (@FlatironBooks) / I teach at NYU. Not for everyone. grantginder.com Brooklyn, NY Joined April 2010-
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As many of you have pointed out there is a lot to be annoyed at here but for me it’s the flagrant misuse of the colon
lest you think that life never imitates art last night I went to a birthday party in an apartment where I was asked to take off my shoes and when I went to put them on as I was leaving I, like Carrie Bradshaw, discovered that someone had taken them.
I had my first colonoscopy today. I'm happy to report it was much easier than I had anticipated, but that, contrary to my husband's predictions, neither "treasure" nor a "family of squirrels" was discovered.
If you're out and about in Brooklyn tonight, we hope you'll join us at Lofty Pigeon Books for the launch event; @larsonrichard will be in conversation with @GrantGinder! 6:30 PM.
Brooklyn: reminder. TOMORROW, April 16, Lofty Pigeon Books will host the launch event for @larsonrichard's memoir, THE LONG HALLWAY! Richard will be in conversation with @GrantGinder; details: tinyurl.com/3nx84hc5
Did every other Californian who lives in New York think "ugh I should probably get in a doorway" but instead you just sort of sat there and waited for it to pass?
I need to know what she did
I need to know what she did https://t.co/zbD03Jicfk
just googled “when is it time to give up and go to law school” how is everyone else doing
The best part about spending thousands of hours writing a novel is the week after you finish the first draft right before you realize that every single word needs to be changed.
when they're right they're right!
when they're right they're right!
did Elle Woods file this lawsuit
did Elle Woods file this lawsuit
They had better be shooting her out of a fucking cannon wearing a fucking cape
They had better be shooting her out of a fucking cannon wearing a fucking cape
ladies and gentlemen we have a winner
ladies and gentlemen we have a winner
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
once again I'm so close to just making a shitty squarespace site as a Gawker clone so I can have a different website to check multiple times a day for "cool links" and "fun bits of text"
challengers score bringing me back to the two month long span of time in 2022 when i could only be a productive writer while listening to michael giacchino's the batman score, thank u trent and atticus i'm about to write 500,000 words
Ewwww. This is a horrendous take for 53 reasons, one of which is that MOST of your favorite writers also teach and another of which is that teaching smart students makes your writing better. Some of us (clutch your pearls) teach voluntarily.
i don’t understand why people look down on those who teach writing at all. did she not ever — not once — have a single person edit her work lmao like. give me a break
ok everyone else can stop trying
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
she’s right
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales. "Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!" Interview: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
the youth are registering their objection to the indiscriminate slaughter of civilians the establishment is mad about it
the chyron reading TENSIONS ESCALATING ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES below footage of me looking mildly peeved while being zip-tied by the nypd on my employer’s orders is pretty funny actually
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Thirty, flirty, and verklempt to share that we have an agent! I’m so excited to be working with Mary C. Moore at @AevitasCreative. Some hints of what’s to come 👻 💫
an album? sean kingston did all of this in “beautiful girls”
Got flagged by airport security because my son had a Magic 8 Ball in his backpack. Two TSA agents debated whether it was ok. My husband said, “If only we had a simple way to answer a yes or no question…” Crickets.
@GrantGinder Bruh, you’re early on this. Why then, if not to look for the squirrels?
Gonna apply to PhD programs to study the liberal-to-redpilled turn taken by a subset of prominent white women in the media
spring 50° and fall 50° are two different temperatures
Being a Taylor Swift agnostic is such a peaceful existence.
that "cancelled within an inch of my life" narrative taylor was spinning in her person of the year interview really does feel more and more reflective of the way she seems to genuinely believe she operates in the public eye
see u all in your living room next week
A reckoning in the genre straight from the country music capital of the world. The CNN FlashDoc Call Me Country: Beyoncé & Nashville’s Renaissance premieres April 26 on Max.
Such an amazing event that I’ll absolutely never forget… thanks so much to everyone who attended! 🤗🤓😭
Thanks to everyone who made @larsonrichard's book launch so wonderful! Special thanks to Lofty Pigeon Books for hosting & @GrantGinder for joining as Richard's conversation partner. 📸 Photo 1 by Ed Gonzalez 📸 Photo 2 by Noel Sikorski
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