Funny Tweets @GreatComedy
Hoping to inspire you with my relatable tweets. Heaven Joined March 2012-
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Some people are just so fucking stupid like I don't understand
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When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked.
When the teacher says you have 3 weeks to do something, it means you have 3 weeks to procrastinate.
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. ♥
My relationship is like my ipad. I dont have a ipad.
@SarahSwtHrt then unfollow me... No one says you have to read them.
“Does this dress make me look fat?" No, the fat does.
Dear microwave, Why the hell is my food still cold but the plate is burning hot? Sincerely, everyone.
10 year olds today have Facebook, Twitter, phones, iPads. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, & an imagination..-.-
Sometimes, I just wanna tell you everything; how I feel about you, how much you mean to me, how much I care about you & how much I love you.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time.
You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee.
OMG this actually works!! 1) Hold your breath for 5 mins. 2) Die.
The 3 things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men.
I will follow who ever follows -->@GreatComedy for me! HURRY IM CHECKING!
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