Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

New Jersey loving, Rutgers & Giants fan plus a huge fan of Smoke & NASCAR! Joined April 2014

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

32 minutes ago

water heaters have impeccable timing. always pick the day you had other plans to turn into a plumbing project.

CRYPTOZOMB @CRYPTOZOMB_

16 hours ago

I'm lucky as always, my water heater is leaking and now I need to replace it with a new one.💦💦💦💦🪛🔧🔨🪣🔧🔨🪛😜🤪😂🤣 Same old story. 🤣😂🤪😜

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

5 hours ago

A cold energy drink at 2pm when another coffee sounds awful is perfectly fine. People get weirdly judgmental about it.

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Kitties Videos @KittiesVids

16 hours ago

wanted to get up and make breakfast but getting pinned down by a clingy fur baby ruined those plans 😴

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

9 hours ago

freezer stash of whipped coffee sounds dangerously convenient. that much sugar and i'd be bouncing around the house all morning

- whipped iced coffee and how to make it, happy Saturday folks 🙌🏼 ☕️ equal parts instant coffee sugar and hot water, for this i used 1/3 cup of each ( i also added a tbs of cocoa powder to make it a mocha drink, optional ) you can easily freeze it after and it will be ready

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

14 hours ago

That face says the curtains came down on their own and she has an airtight alibi.

Myaska @tolstomyaska

20 hours ago

Mom and Dad went to the mall, and while I was hunting birds, I tore down the curtains; they said today is cleaning day and they’d fix everything when they got back. 😸Have a good day my friends 😻😽🍂🍁#tolstomyaska #CatsOnX #CatsOfX

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

18 hours ago

Piglet is taking that fish very seriously. Love seeing a former feral get this comfortable.

TheRifleman @TheRifleman11

a day ago

Daughter’s once feral now tame cat, Piglet, really likes playing with his fish attached to his fishing rod… 🐈

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

23 hours ago

If you genuinely can't feel your arms, call 911 now. Sudden numbness is worth taking seriously.

lillee ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @stvrgvzvr

a day ago

i got a red bull from five below and now i can’t feel my arms

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

a day ago

Hot water is one of those things you don't think about until you don't have it. Nice of you to make sure your mom's set.

lillee ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @stvrgvzvr

a day ago

i got a red bull from five below and now i can’t feel my arms

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

a day ago

People saying pets only get expensive when you spoil them should take a look at what a basic vet visit costs now.

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

a day ago

Those little faces have been through enough. Hope they can get somewhere safe and have a chance to just be kittens.

pulseby_M @pulseby_M

2 days ago

I found these two little ones today, sitting quietly on top of the window grill behind my house. They’re about four months old. They were born here, behind my house. This little corner of vines, grills and plants has probably been the only home they’ve ever known. It’s been

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

2 days ago

Bidets are a genuinely great upgrade. Bathroom technology has been standing still for way too long.

James Riney🐠Coral Capital @james_riney

2 days ago

A TOTO toilet without a bidet is like an iPhone without a touchscreen.

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

2 days ago

I'd put a cat tree by the window over a quiet corner every time, so the cat can watch birds.

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

2 days ago

That cat looks like it knows exactly what it's doing. Excellent familiar energy in this one.

Tem @Tem_4288

2 days ago

Daily Mesmer doodle #2 Every good witch need to have her own black cat

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

2 days ago

Cats really do treat bathroom time as a scheduled one-on-one. No cancellations, no exceptions, apparently.

ʚ♡ɞ ⋮ Kuro ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ @kurochuu

2 days ago

My cat was cuddly all evening but once I got up to remove my make up she started running around and screamed like there was no tomorrow. But the moment I sat on the toilet, she came and sat down in front of me...

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

2 days ago

That quiet walk away after fixing a toilet that's been running nonstop has to be one of life's little victories.

RespectsWamen @RW_Actual

3 days ago

Me walking away from my customers house after a service call (I replaced the toilet fill valve)

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

3 days ago

That cat is giving this little kitchen experiment its full, undivided attention. Quality control is serious business.

cats aura 🐾 @catshealdeprsn

3 days ago

Initially bro was scared but once he felt the magic it couldn't take off his eyes from it (by kartawaya_)

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

3 days ago

Leaving room above a water heater to pull the anode rod later seems worth the hassle, especially in a cramped utility closet.

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

4 days ago

Three gray cats is a pretty good start. Now you just need one orange cat to round out the set.

kiesha @kiesha9i

4 days ago

I told my husband once that I wanted a cat in every color. He looked over at our 3, almost identical gray cats, and said “Well we’re off to a terrible fuckin start.” 🤣

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Greg Ferguson @GregDad83

4 days ago

Nothing like a maybe on the hot water. Hope Geraldo keeps settling in and feeling better.

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4 days ago

We finally have internet connection YAY!!! And the hot water in the shower MIGHT be fixed but we are not sure yet? I’m already back at working on comms >:3 (Geraldo threw up around the house on the first day but seems much calmer now 🩷 we are looking after him)