greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Swing by any of our Norwich stores next week and awkwardly flirt with the cashier who is just being nice because it's her fucking job as you purchase a delectable vegan sausage roll!

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3 years ago

Pop into any of our Peterborough stores later today and get a few minutes away from your awful spouse with a tasty bacon and cheese wrap!

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3 years ago

Swing by any of our Chelmsford stores at your convenience and mull over the things you should have said to your grandfather before he passed with a muy delicioso steak and cheese roll!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Get that sweet ass down to any of our Salisbury stores whenever you feel like it brah and cum literally everywhere as you purchase a delectable cheese and onion bake!

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Slither right up inside any of our Stoke-on-Trent stores later today and act like buying a vegan sausage roll would somehow undermine your masculinity while waiting for your appetizing vegan sausage roll!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Head over to any one of our Stirling stores this morning and discover the sexual thrill of a appetizing bacon and cheese wrap!

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3 years ago

Visit any of our St Albans stores whenever you feel like it brah and resist your compulsions to commit dreadful acts of sexual violence with a tasty sausage and bean melt!

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3 years ago

Get that sweet ass down to any of our Worcester stores at your convenience and stuff your hideous, bloated face with a divine steak and cheese roll!

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3 years ago

Voidwalk into the writhing tendrils of any of our Exeter stores this winter and make a sound like a dying giraffe until you are rewarded with a distinctly average chicken bake!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Head over to any one of our Wakefield stores tomorrow and say 'pepperami' instead of 'pepperoni' like the illiterate gremlin you are, before ordering a flavourful steak bake!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Visit any of our Southampton stores this summer and act like anyone behind the counter has any say over how any aspect of this business is run as you demand a heavenly vegan sausage roll!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Drop into any of our Wakefield stores tomorrow and make a sound like a dying giraffe until you are rewarded with a fuckin 'delish bacon and cheese wrap!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Venture forth, weary traveller, and discover any of our Exeter stores this autumn and fail to keep your ugly children quiet as you purchase them a well peng cheese and onion bake!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Visit any of our Gloucester stores today and DO NOT LOOK AT THE ORBS as you purchase a delectable bacon and cheese wrap!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Visit any of our Lichfield stores at your convenience and discover the sexual thrill of a heavenly vegetable bake!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Voidwalk into the writhing tendrils of any of our Edinburgh stores whenever you feel like it brah and attempt to steal a divine bacon and cheese wrap!

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greggs_txt @GreggsTxt

3 years ago

Head over to any one of our Lichfield stores next year and mull over the things you should have said to your grandfather before he passed with a tasty steak bake!