Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

Director/Producer of The Dean Martin Variety Show. Stick around, we've got a whole lotta show coming up every Thursday, you won't wanna miss! NotReallyGregGarrison.com Burbank, CA Joined June 2016

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

Exactly how much DID I FUCKING MISS

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

@nataliewccd Comedy marriages, I knew about. I wasn’t aware of the films, sorry.

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@BaritoneBoozer *Nearly CRASHES OUT to the fucking floor when Dean holds a baby up to casually break the BIG NEWS to Greg, who clearly needs to be CAUGHT UP ON SOME THINGS* DEAN. Where … Where did you get that?? *spares profanities out of pure shock and reaches out to pet its head*.

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

@nataliewccd Beautiful butterfly MY ASS. When did you pick up comedy work? Were dramatic roles becoming too much for you?

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

@nataliewccd *blinks, astounded* Then what would you call whatever it was you transformed into in my office yesterday?

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

“Breathe Greg, just breathe” I told myself. Who was I kidding? I wanted to rip the porcelain sink out of the NBC restroom and bash it over a muthafucka’s skull that day.

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

8 years ago

@1950jamesdeanr1 @22robertkennedy Yes it fucking is. I just said it was!

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8 years ago

@GregsGarrison @22robertkennedy No

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

8 years ago

@1950jamesdeanr1 @22robertkennedy It’s ill

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8 years ago

@22robertkennedy @GregsGarrison How is your day

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

8 years ago

@pierangelixox ITS ILL

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( ANNA FAKE RP) @pierangelixox

8 years ago

@GregsGarrison Hi how is your day

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

@nataliewccd Girl it’s BEEN FUCKING ILL SINCE THAT VERY FIRST TIME. Hold on to your pantyhose and we’ll take a stroll down memory lane together.

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

@BaritoneBoozer Yes, well. You have a soft spot in my heart, Dean. Or at least, what ever festering sore is there in place of it. How’s your army of offspring doing? Could we kidnap one for the show again soon?

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

@BaritoneBoozer BINGO! And with the direction our country is headed, our viewing nation will be FULL OF THOSE. *does a corrupt cha-cha around a placid Dean Martin*

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

@BristolDebonair @BaritoneBoozer *Stares down at the floor, kicking at a dust bunny as he assumes he’s sympathizing with THE Cary Grant* Yes, one punch in the gums and they want to press those cocksucking charges. It’s weak! It’s unf- ……. You’ve been to Spin?

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

6 years ago

I’ve been back no longer than an hour and this Natalie Wood chick is already causing me severe health issues

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Greg Garrison @GregsGarrison

a year ago

I often make jabs, but Dean isn’t void of all rehearsal. There’s a 30 minute slot we set aside to run through the music selected, which he insists on. The entire cast gathers around Les Brown’s orchestra stand. Everything else? Yeah, he has no fucking clue what’s happening.