Town Guard @GuardPosting

I guard the town. No, you cannot see the king. No, those rocks are not gold. Yes, I can hear you casting your dumb spells. Town Gate Joined August 2023

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

Thou hath no obligation to follow an unlawful order.

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Peers, I find myself at an impass. Though I straddle betwixt Blue-Scry and hex; I can not support, even remotely, the plots of its master. What would thou have me do? Should I keep a voice upon this site or begin to muster elsewhere?

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

By order of the king: If thou art a merchant, thou art not allowed to portend the future to speculate the price of goods.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

Bugbears? Actually, thou shouldst leave them alone.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

"Tremble watchman! I am the mighty Demon-Lord" All-right, where be ye fief then? What crop doth they grow?

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

Hast thou tried this new "chocolate" stuff? The sailors hath brought it from far lands.

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8 months ago

The town is richer for the many walks of people it hath. Let none tell thee otherwise.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

Were the Missus and I ever to be blessed, I quite like this one.

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8 months ago

Were the Missus and I ever to be blessed, I quite like this one.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

Watch men? Aye, and the ladies too.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

I hath survived my second ordeal by dentist and returned to rest.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

About once a day some old person portends me the coming of the demon hordes and the end of the realms as we know it. Ser, I asked thee if thou had any trade goods to declare, not thy life story.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

Oft, I find myself bereft of words in dark hours. The good fight must continue, will continue, and shall continue.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

War cries, I find, are oft more parts terror than bravado. The cry is of men steeling themselves to face fate: a forward to butcher one another over some other man's command.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

Mithril caltrops

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

A man of field should hath a gambeson. Plate and chain are superior in a melee, but cold and rain will kill more men than the skirmishes.

Memory Medieval @MemoryMedieval

8 months ago

A man of field should hath a gambeson. Plate and chain are superior in a melee, but cold and rain will kill more men than the skirmishes.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

If thou sees the enemy prince upon horse wearing a crown and not a helmet, thou hath an ethical duty to dome him with a crossbow.

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

What's this new tavern game I'm hearing about? Balltoro?

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Town Guard @GuardPosting

8 months ago

I am quite fond of redemption arcs. Alas, it requires a villainous character to hath satisfying redemption, and such character is not I. Being mean makes me feel bad.