Mark Mallon 🏴☠️ @GuitPicker
Management professor. Amateur musician. Aspiring Florida Man. I tweet about politics and business, but I'm mainly here for the jokes. Puns definitely intended! scholar.google.com/citations?user… Florida, USA Joined June 2013-
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There is a BBC site in pidgin English and this may be my only news source from now on. bbc.com/pidgin
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Launch a horrific terrorist attack, get statehood. Great precedent to set for all the other despicable terrorists in the world. 🤦♂️
Launch a horrific terrorist attack, get statehood. Great precedent to set for all the other despicable terrorists in the world. 🤦♂️
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This chart should be a five-alarm fire for US policymakers.
This chart should be a five-alarm fire for US policymakers. https://t.co/epfYi0OVuW
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*taps harder*
Are they just going to call brand “Ben’s” from now on???
Are they just going to call brand “Ben’s” from now on???
President Calvin Coolidge had a pet raccoon named Rebecca that liked to escape the White House and run amok in Washington D.C. blogs.loc.gov/loc/2021/01/wh…
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RIP to Robert Redford forever a legend and a meme
The implosion of the Chicago Bears is like the Christmas season: it seems to start earlier and earlier each year. Good grief.
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Politicians are destroying the middle class by pushing too many people into the upper class.
Politicians are destroying the middle class by pushing too many people into the upper class.
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Supertramp co-singer and keyboardist Rick Davies has passed away at the age of 81 after a long battle with cancer. Rest In Peace legend 🙏🏻
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Always funny
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The guy is a simp for the CCP but it’s the US that is sliding towards autocracy? Gimme a break.
The guy is a simp for the CCP but it’s the US that is sliding towards autocracy? Gimme a break.
This is at Zoo Miami and it’s awesome! You can also cross a rope bridge over alligators (the tunnel is the croc habitat).
This is at Zoo Miami and it’s awesome! You can also cross a rope bridge over alligators (the tunnel is the croc habitat).
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Voodoo Chile (Live From Austin, TX) youtu.be/rb53-sDII0o?si… via @YouTube
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This pretty much sums it up.
This pretty much sums it up.
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