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One time, about five minutes ago, I'm hanging out at a urinal minding my own business... When a fruit fly decides to hover about an inch away from the tip of my business, resulting in a knee jerk reaction that was me full out back-handing the absolute shit out of my business.
Just played chicken with a car that was going wrong way in 1-way while on my way home from work. Bucket list checked.
2 DAYS LEFT to help yer favorite outlaw gang git some literature edited bit.ly/DHC_BOOK
On the phone with my lady, about to get in this home studio to finish up these learning tracks for the next @DHC_TX album. Before we hang up she says "I believe in you, cowboy, put your dick in it." She sure does have a way with words.
3:40am. Just gave the clock finger guns and told it "BEDTIME!" My clock and I are pretty tight
Tune in... Yew might hear sumthin' good.
Tune in... Yew might hear sumthin' good.
I like to imagine @realDonaldTrump curled up in a ball in his lady's lap every night, crying about how he's tried so hard to fix the broken system but that people still won't rebel. "I'll try again tomorrow," He says *End comic strip
Added a new video: "Dead Horse Creek - Boxes of Pine" reverbnation.com/q/7dqbwc #video reverbnation.com/dhctx
12 Days 'til Christmas. We made yew a cheery #Christmas song. Listen here: youtu.be/BZv8mobckcc Download FREE at dhctx.bandcamp.com/album/boxes-of…
Drinking the acai berry @redbull after you brush your chompers makes it taste like Dragon Joose.
Never thought I'd say this: @vincentdonofrio was adorable in #Magnificent7
If you're in the middle of the #SWSW16 madness today, swing by 311 Club on 6th Street. Dead Horse Creek plays at 6PM!
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Cedar Park just reminded me that BB Mack existed... Ignorance was bliss
Whoever programmed the drums for this Kelly Clarkson song must hate Kelly Clarkson.
Guy at this 7-11 just ordered "a couple a flaps a pizza and a order a buffalo wangs"
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