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HR Humor @HR_Humor

Southern Bitch, I mean Belle, trying to make it in the HumoRous world of HR. Joined October 2012
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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

New CFO on Monday. #ScaredShitless

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

It's not even 10am yet and I've already had a someone OD on our property. 6 cop cars, firetruck, ambulance & all. Going to be a good day.

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

Sometimes I feel like employees are in a competition to be the most annoying employee of the week.

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Grumpy Recruiter @grumpyrecruiter

13 years ago

Look dude, you've been rejected. Calling to argue about it isn't going to get you a sit-down with the CEO.

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

I have a solid 25 employees that sincerely believe that HR is free therapy. #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

Dear applicants: Create a normal email address. Thanks, HR

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Johnny Jobs @HR_Said_What

13 years ago

HR is not complicated, people are.

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Johnny Jobs @HR_Said_What

13 years ago

For my next trick - I'll make employees think they are getting fired by carrying around an empty paper box around the office.

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

Today's resume objective: "To revamp lifestyle since recovering from divorce." Sir, this is a job application not an eHarmony application.

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13 years ago

That awkward moment when you write someone up then run into her crying in the bathroom. #hrproblems #hrhumor

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

I always get the last laugh. #yourefired 🙅

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

Another first today. I received a letter from an inmate at a state penitentiary asking for a job. He's in prison for armed robbery.

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HR Problems 🎒 🇺🇸 He/Dont/Care @BasedHRmanager

13 years ago

Oh I wasn't aware that your child needing to apply for FAFSA trumps the IRS guideline on when our company has to issue W2's.1/31 #HRProblems

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13 years ago

I'm just wondering if there will ever be a day that I don't get cornered in the bathroom or kitchen with an insurance question?

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

#HRHumor #HRproblems

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13 years ago

MOBILE, WORK, FAX. HE THOUGHT THEY WERE NUMS TO CALL FOR THE DAYS OF THE WEEK AND TODAY IS THURSDAY SO HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT NUM TO CALL!!!!

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13 years ago

Applicant emailed me that he was running late. I thanked him for the email. He said I would have called but you only listed a # for M W F...

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13 years ago

On Monday, a new hire put "Chantelle" down for his emergency contact. Relationship to employee? "Baby Mama" I SHIT YOU NOT.

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13 years ago

I've been MIA for a while. Well, I'm back. With a whole lotta ridiculous stories.

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HR Humor @HR_Humor

13 years ago

Proper Planning & Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

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