Huntsville Police -ish @HSVPolic
#HPD serves the #HuntsvilleAL conservatives by protecting them from the life, liberty, and property of the people they believe are lower than them. I'm a parody Huntsville, Alabama Joined July 2020-
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@ALEAprotects Hopefully Cody and TJ aren't good friends of Christopher Bauer, the ALEA trooper arrested on charges of sodomy and sexual abuse of a child under 12, and was kicked out of the FBI before being hired by y'all. Did the same person that did his background check do theirs as well?
Well, looks like we got our answer.
@TommyBattle Good for you. Is it still cool for HPD to go around murdering random citizens? Don't reply if the answer is yes.
@TommyBattle Good for you. Is it still cool for HPD to go around murdering random citizens? Don't reply if the answer is yes.
@ALEAprotects Holy shit, y'all stole my big toes and turned them into cops‽
@ALEAprotects I hope his search is long and fruitless.
@ALEAprotects Next time, try not to create such a dense pile of rotten pork in an area that it causes traffic problems.
@ke3kee @HsvPolice I thought we had made it pretty clear through our actions that we honestly don't care about the citizens of this city unless they have money and/or are a friend of Teargas Tommy.
@jjreeves Can't corner the Dorner (or his M4)!
We all know that @TommyBattle is soft on the "law and order" stuff when it is convenient for him.
@WarOnDumb I still want to hear from @SteveMarshallAL and @TommyBattle about Trent Willis’ legal troubles disappearing after stealing at least 100k from a representative and being asked in court about raping a child. Not very “law and order” nor, “protect the children” of them.
@huntsvillecity @HsvPolice Does Deputy Chief Michael Johnson also believe that the convicted murderer, Ben Darby, is innocent? al.com/news/2022/08/h…
Happy National School Resource Officer Appreciation Day to our SROs! We are thankful for our great partnership with Huntsville City Schools. Our officers enjoy building meaningful positive relationships with the students! 📚🚔
At least @WAAYTV has the guts to say the person was shot and killed by HPD, by at least calling it an "officer involved shooting"
The Alabama Law Enforcement Agency is investigating an officer-involved shooting that ended in a death in Huntsville. waaytv.com/news/huntsvill…
Who shot and killed that person? That is some crucial information you are missing from your reporting!
According to an official with the Huntsville Police Department, officers responded to a domestic violence call and attempted to contact an armed person when the person was shot and killed. waff.com/2023/02/04/one…
Black city council member gets arrested for shoplifting and y'all are on it in minutes like vultures on roadkill... HPD evacuates homes at 1AM in south HSV, then shoots someone, and... Crickets... 6 and a half hours later, still nothing.
@HsvPolice @waff48 @whnt @ALcomHuntsville @WAAYTV @FOX54News @TommyBattle The silence is deafening...
@HsvPolice are you going to release a statement about the person you shot tonight in south Huntsville, or are you going to try to keep this one quiet?
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