#NeilSmith @HashtagNeilisms
A Twitter feed of #Neilisms new and old alike. Joined May 2012-
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She wants a car before the chassie is built! #CartBeforeTheHorse
Dishing out advice and using abbreviations in text.
"They would rob the eyes out of your head and come back for the sockets!"
"They'll go through you like Epsom salts!" #Blueberries
"She's got a brain the size of a bake apple!"
"Well Lord Arabian Jesus, we're here until Christmas!" #YYT
"Lord Jesus she got her stretched arsehole to appetite!" #SummerSlam #AbdominalStretch
"Fuck. I'd wrestle him half drunk." #AJStyles
"That would be the first thing I'd do unless someone was having a heart attack is put the beer in the fridge."
"What in the catamaran Jesus is on the go here?!"
"I'd vote Snook in before I'd vote in the works of them!" #NLPolis
"Buddy is a bit of a comedian but he kicks a lot of ass." #Deadpool
"There isn't enough room for two cats to fuck there!" #StarbucksStavanger
"Lord Jesus, I went over and got the turkey it was so cold outside it wanted to get back on the fridge!"
@MarkAndreFleury wouldn't stop a house.
Thou shalt not split the tv in half because of the fucking dish.
I'm LITERALLY obsessed with @RealMickFoley's outfit. #WrestleMania
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Jess @TheJELdridge
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monamona87 @monamona871
38 Followers 82 Following I love pink, fashion, reading, writing, crafting, traveling, eating good food and drinking red wine. Oh and I live for women's history!
Courtney Mercer @Courtney1491
34 Followers 281 Following Shortbread Baker, Cake Decorator, Procrastinator and Homework Hater...oh ya, i also like bakin! Now lets not confuse that with the food bacon!
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69 Followers 114 Following
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Kayla @kv_ginge
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Jess @TheJELdridge
241 Followers 194 Following 🇨🇦Canadian👩👧👧Mama of 2 🐶Fur mom to 1🚜Country girl💪🏼Fitness lover👮🏼Law enforcement worker🤟🏻Conservative🇨🇦Running on coffee&Jesus☕️🙏🏼
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