Matt @HatWallace
Joined February 2012-
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@gortonsseafood I’m dressing up as the fisherman and going HAM
@adamjpratt For just a cheese knife, I’d still call it a win.
@TimKalpakis I always strive to leave places in normal condition
@Conorparty I think about this a lot. Who is there? Kid Rock, Nugent, and maybe a handful of country guys
@HelloCullen When Laundrie made headlines, I thought, the name of the person at the center of a nationally-covered tragedy will never be more ridiculous. Boy was I wrong
@HelloCullen I was in a bathroom once and a well-known local meteorologist walked in and went to a urinal. Another guy comes in and stands at the one next to him, recognizes him, and starts chatting him up at the urinal. I saw him sneak a peek to satisfy his curiosity.
@cave_people There’s no way they’d all get along
The defining experience of being one of these guys is doing something dumb with nothing more in mind than upsetting someone else and then just kind of milling around waiting for something cool to happen as a result. x.com/ScooterCasterN…
Dozens of Anti-mandate activists have entered a vaccinated only food court in Staten Island chanting "USA USA"
@HelloCullen I just had this same thought. As I was doing laundry
@adamjpratt @HDCinema @adamjpratt Next time I see you, remind me to tell you a story about a former co-worker, his son, and the token naked old man in the YMCA locker room
@adamjpratt Good to know some things don’t change.
@adamjpratt Are they clothed these days? They used to not be clothed. And I’m not talking partially clothed. I’m talking zero clothing — none whatsoever. For the entire afternoon.
@adamjpratt Don’t get me started on the old guys in the locker room. They’ve been there since I was a kid.
@elidavis Also kayaking can be great for exercise, or for rowing a relatively short distance just to find a secluded spot on the water to drink a bunch of beers
The Rewired Relations... @the_rewired
6 Followers 146 Following Therapist. Coach. Human. Helping you love you. ✌🏼💚
megan langan @yeayea21
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Brian Grippi @bgrip6
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Ryan Lee Simpson @The7Experts
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Sara @sdippre128
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Jeff Keating @JKeating1
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Alyssa McDonnell @alyssasmcd
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Rob Bradshaw @robbradshaw1214
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Jordan White @JordanFWhite
64K Followers 91K Following Singer/songwriter. https://t.co/RQMlD5UJZn & https://t.co/hiEZnc9ufr or check out Wiki
Stacey Roth @samnumberone
4 Followers 50 Following
Justin Wilkins @jrwilkins
4K Followers 4K Following 7+ yr veteran of President @BarackObama's movement as TN Director & South Regional, former Deputy Chief of Staff to Mayor @AndyBerke
Awesome Studios @youtuber_king
338 Followers 1K Following Im The New Siri Im Joining A Band Im An Animater And My Radio Station Is Called HMIHY Radio
Phill Price @PhillipRPrice
569 Followers 3K Following GA/PA/VA Musician: Armed Forces Entertainment, An Albatross, COEDS, Sw!ms, M80, Intracoastal Playboys, and lots more. (He/him) I block all ads.
Kyle Mason @h0plessrmntic1
15 Followers 132 Following
Ian O'Hara @IanMichaelOHara
23 Followers 193 Following
Summersteps Records @summersteps
330 Followers 542 Following Celebrating over 10 years of obscurity.
Michael Williams @williamsm335
20 Followers 119 Following
The Great Party @TheGreatParty
428 Followers 1K Following '2012 & 2013 Best Band & CD'-Electric City Mag & http://t.co/0Mgt1Xu7ym. https://t.co/9gDUO3k599 Upcoming Shows: https://t.co/2e8Y96vfpA
Noddy For No. 1 @NoddyForNumber1
277 Followers 691 Following It's been 40 years since Slade last had a number one hit. That's too long! It's our chance to get Noddy to number one!
TWENTYFIVEEIGHT @258productions
299 Followers 896 Following TWENTYFIVEEIGHT isn't simply a “corporation” - we are a community, consisting of creative people with a passion for and knowledge of filmmaking.
Classic Bikes @ClassicBikesUK
3K Followers 2K Following Browse through a carefully selected collection of classic bikes for sale. Easy to use website for buyers and cost effective marketing for sellers.
Jillian Lee Ford @MsJillianRules
433 Followers 2K Following
Stacey Maisano @theprego
3 Followers 8 Following
Mike_Quinn @QuinnMike1
107 Followers 70 Following
the_pat_finnerty_show @patfinnertyshow
5K Followers 90 Following Guitar player that makes YouTube videos about shitty songs.
Patrice Wilding @pwildingTT
1K Followers 815 Following Reporter in Scranton, Pa., covering breaking news, human interest stories and profiles, local restaurants, trends, arts and entertainment.
Schlitziestaus @schlitziestaus
237 Followers 626 Following Owner of Summersteps Records & proud papa. I used to write & play guitar with my band Kid Icarus. Now I mostly sell & buy too many records.
Andi Talarico @anditalarico
1K Followers 2K Following Writer, editor, witchy poo. Astrology podcaster at @astrolushes and Writing the Cosmos. She/Her. 🤌🏼
Cold Coffee @Hygiene_Isle
76 Followers 179 Following I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Setty Hopkins @SettyHopkins
125 Followers 133 Following
no context memes @nocontextmemes
3.0M Followers 614 Following memes | dm for promo | @dailyhopecores | @nocontextcardsz
chaotic memes @memechaotic
2.3M Followers 11 Following Home of chaotic media from around the world. DM for credit or removal
Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer
140K Followers 47 Following #BringaTrailer Auctions are the best way to buy and sell classic, collector, and enthusiast vehicles.
Ian O'Hara @IanMichaelOHara
23 Followers 193 Following
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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Dark Stock Photos �... @darkstockphotos
392K Followers 27 Following Extremely fucked up stock photography / Curated by @ultrabrilliant / I did not pay for this blue checkmark
Stacey Roth @samnumberone
4 Followers 50 Following
Madshus Racing @MadshusRacing
1K Followers 114 Following Attention to detail has defined Madshus Nordic skis for over 100 years.
Hello Donuts + Coffee @hellodonutsPHL
366 Followers 45 Following We are now proudly serving traditional + vegan donuts and coffee to Kensington and beyond. M-F: 7a-6p / Sa-Su: 8a-5p
. @AABONDY
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
128K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod
Jeff Keating @JKeating1
204 Followers 1K Following
Used to Be a Pizza Hu... @UTBAPH
9K Followers 3K Following Lots of things used to be other things. Some things used to be Pizza Huts. Let’s explore those things. For media requests, contact: @neilson.
Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman
232K Followers 169 Following Host of @ComedyBangBang. co-host of R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME & @threedomusa. Co-creator/Director of Between Two Ferns. Co-founded @earwolf.
David Roth @david_j_roth
115K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
DOUGHBOYS @doughboyspod
27K Followers 365 Following The podcast about chain restaurants, hosted by @BDayBoysMitch & @nickwiger. New episodes Thursdays. Subscribe on Patreon to get a weekly bonus episode.
Bo Jackson @BoJackson
283K Followers 96 Following Former two-sport athlete donating his time to help rebuild Alabama after the devastating tornadoes. @BoBikesBama May 3, 2025
Phill Price @PhillipRPrice
569 Followers 3K Following GA/PA/VA Musician: Armed Forces Entertainment, An Albatross, COEDS, Sw!ms, M80, Intracoastal Playboys, and lots more. (He/him) I block all ads.
Kyle Mason @h0plessrmntic1
15 Followers 132 Following
Josh Gardner @2JoshGardner
343 Followers 14 Following Josh is a writer, musician and comedian and is feeling better in General. (General is the small town where he was attacked by bikers last year)
The Motley Fool @themotleyfool
841K Followers 512 Following Making the world smarter, happier, and richer through free and premium investing guidance.
Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink
36K Followers 317 Following Clickhole staff writer. ex-Comedy Central, NBC, Playboy, The Onion. My house burned down.
Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000
290K Followers 1 Following Imagen Seinfeld was never canceled and still NBC comedy program today?
mark normand @marknorm
562K Followers 416 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
Raylan Givens Hat @RaylanGivensHat
10 Followers 30 Following I am Deputy US Marshall Raylan Givens favorite hat.
Andy Daly @TVsAndyDaly
123K Followers 269 Following - Podcasts: https://t.co/rWWg0BPmjM - Twarts™: https://t.co/Ir5uuIj5v4 - Review Complete Series DVD: https://t.co/WzEKwv2lIV… - Comedy albums: https://t.co/u9En5oCtaDDon Rickles @DonRickles
150K Followers 3 Following I am really Don Rickles and I know I'm funny because I make me laugh.
Tony Iommi @tonyiommi
514K Followers 25 Following The official X feed for Tony Iommi; founding member & guitarist for Black Sabbath. New solo album “From The Dark” out on 23rd October.
Joan Cornellà @sirjoancornella
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Michael Williams @williamsm335
20 Followers 119 Following
Manders @TimKalpakis
30K Followers 1K Following Tv writer from @TheBirthdayBoys Between Two Ferns @ComedyBangBang ILYA w/ Sarah Silverman & Digman & in the band @TheSloppyBoys
Allan Will @canniballan
598 Followers 1K Following
Mike Hanford @MikeHanford
30K Followers 152 Following
Dave Ferguson @DaveTheFerg
7K Followers 1K Following Birthday Boys, Comedy Bang Bang, I Love You America, Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentines Special, John Mulaney & the Sacklunch Bunch, Everybody's In LA, Gardening Show
DUTTS @jeffersondutton
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