The Shop @HaveANiceRound
You gentlemen have a nice round! Joined April 2016-
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Me looking for an iron cover in the lost and found.
Had a lot of unclaimed iron covers in the shop yesterday #jackpot
Q: Do you have a bunch of Dr.s playing at your course today? A: No we just have a group of dentists.
When staff member plays golf on day off and probably needs to UBER home, probably should have UBER'd here too.
Golf Shop: "We don't have a beverage cart out today, just a heads up." Golfer: You guys ought to be shot. (He was serious) #BangBang
"Do you have to be a member to hit balls on your tee box?"
15 cars in the lot, 12 are Crossover SUV's. #LadiesDay
*After activating someones GHIN Golfer: "Do I know my number?" Staff: *Blank Stare
Q: "What do you use those binoculars for?" A: ............"To see things that are far away?"............
Q: I play college golf for (Insert JUCO school), can I play for free? A: "That'll be $50."
Caller: "Do you guys require cleats?" Shop: "Do we require cleats? No we don't." *Background Laughter
Shop: "What group are you checking in with sir?" Golfer: "I'm with those losers from (insert closest Major City)." Shop: *Still doesn't know
Golfer: *Hands over a $3 pair of Reading Glasses. "I found these in a cart. Might want to post them on your website." Staff: *Blank Stare
Phone Rings... Super Happy Southerner: Q: "What you got going on the griddle this morning?" A: "Um,......hot dogs?"
Golfer to Shop Staff after checking in : "Have a good round fellas." Shop Staff after golfer leaves: "Are we playing?"
*Walks past snack bar, through lounge, into shop. Q: Where is the clubhouse? A: *Blank Stare
Q: "Do you carry Metal bag tags?" A: "No, sorry we don't." "That's weird." * Walks away mesmerized.
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