Robert Storm @HedgeKnight
I've drawn blood across the Seven Kingdoms! I love mead, maidens and adventure! Westeros Joined September 2010-
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Just described Bloodraven as "Tree Obi Wan Kenobi". Feel like I've peaked.
Donald Trump is real life Janos Slynt.
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George RR Martin is the Michael Jordan of What The Fuck.
Q: How many wargs does it take to light a candle? A: 3. 1 to hold it, 1 to light it, and 1 to say: Wow! That eagle and bear lit a candle!
Bran's storyline is so dull that I've started hoping he encounters a forest full of 80ft high windows.
I once mistook a windmill for a maiden fair. The end result was as embarrassing as it was disgusting. #toomuchmead
I'm betting on the little known, R+L=P(odrick) theory.
What could Ygritte know, really? She's a kid! Tell me I know nothing after you've simultaneously handled student loans and a car payment.
And I'd be a dick about it too, "Oh, you CAN'T CPR this Cut In Half Knight back to life? Well maybe you should practice more."
If I could bring people back to life with fire-god breath, I would tell everyone that I was just extremely good at CPR.
Say what you will about Harren the Black, the man knew the value of a room full of hot tubs.
Valar Morghulis was YOLO before it was cool.
Great. Now I'm just a hedge knight sobbing on the Kingsroad. Gods, how I wish Westeros had therapists.
Although she probably had bigger fish to fry, what with being a 15 y/o whore and all. No! No excuses! You wronged me mother!
Which is why I've always resented my mother for naming me Robert Storm instead of Roaabert Storaam :(
Have decided to make for Braavos. I'm hungry for a change of scenery and am partial to things with two As in the middle of their name.
Am I wrong, or was Oona Chaplin's grandfather basically an under-cranked version of Patchface?
Found boots at top of oak tree. Also, someone wrote "codpiece" on my forehead while I slept. Will not be returning to this inn. #toomuchmead
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Ser Justin Massey @thesmilerknight
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Queen of Thorns @OlennaRedwyne
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Maester Samwell Tarle... @Sam_theSlayer
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(♛.) 𝘛𝘏𝘌 �... @TheDove_Stark
58K Followers 6K Following ⠀*⠀⠀𝑖̲'𝑚⠀⠀a⠀⠀𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰⠀⠀𝓁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗇𝖾𝗋⠀⠀❪ … ❫⠀⠀𝗂𝗍'𝗌⠀⠀ᵀᴿᵁᴱ⠀⠀.. ⠀𝕭ᵁᵀ ⠀⠀،،⠀⠀⠀ —— — -⠀⠀ ⠀ℐ̲⠀⠀⠀..⠀⠀⠀𝓛̲𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍⠀⠀ꜝ| #GoTRP #ASOIAFRP 18+ |
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Game of thrones : Com... @game_of_thrones
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GrandMaester Pycelle @MaesterPycelle
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Samwell Tarly @SamTarly_
30K Followers 11K Following Eldest son of Lord Randyll Tarly 🏰 | Sworn Brother of the Night's Watch 🗡️ | Lover of books and loyalty 📚 | Fighting White Walkers one step at a time ❄️ | RP
Daenerys Stormborn @KhaleesiBoo
4K Followers 480 Following #Khaleesi #MotherOfDragons #Spoilers #ASOIAF #GoT Books & Show @Pale_VISERION is the #FireOfMyEyes @SumerchildRaven is my darlin {N/A HBO/GRRM}(Open RP,21+)
Maester Samwell Tarle... @Sam_theSlayer
7K Followers 7K Following Former member of The Nights Watch. Father of Democracy. Maester of the 6 kingdoms. Forever with my love Gilly & wee Sam by my side. #WinterHasPassed #FBR
Gilly the Wildling @GillytheWilding
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Ser Bronn Blackwater @Sellsword_Bronn
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Tyrion Lannister @TLEasyImpin
858 Followers 191 Following Let's see if I can explain this correctly. But I am a greater man than anyone who carries a sword. Those are brave men knocking at our door, let's go kill them!
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(♛.) 𝘛𝘏𝘌 �... @TheDove_Stark
58K Followers 6K Following ⠀*⠀⠀𝑖̲'𝑚⠀⠀a⠀⠀𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰⠀⠀𝓁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗇𝖾𝗋⠀⠀❪ … ❫⠀⠀𝗂𝗍'𝗌⠀⠀ᵀᴿᵁᴱ⠀⠀.. ⠀𝕭ᵁᵀ ⠀⠀،،⠀⠀⠀ —— — -⠀⠀ ⠀ℐ̲⠀⠀⠀..⠀⠀⠀𝓛̲𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍⠀⠀ꜝ| #GoTRP #ASOIAFRP 18+ |
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8K Followers 50 Following Night’s powers cannot touch one whose heart is bathed in god’s holy fire. Faithful servant of The Lord of Light. •beware of spoilers here•
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71K Followers 2K Following Oops...? (PARODY. Not affiliated with #GameofThrones /HBO or Emilia) I also love Lord of the Rings, history & other nerdy stuff! #Ginleesi #VhagarFangirl
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Ygritte @YgritteSnow
1K Followers 390 Following You know nothing, Jon Snow. Not affiliated w/ HBO® or Game of Thrones.
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