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Sarcasm @Heissarcastic

Follow Me For A Collection Of Funny, Relatable and Sarcastic comedy Tweets! Follow and Enjoy Joined September 2012
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Sarcasm @Heissarcastic

8 months ago

The struggle is real 😴

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11 months ago

National Anthem of Kids 😁 youtu.be/bCnF-dqJb1Q

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a year ago

That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..

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a year ago

I be overthinking these

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2 years ago

I hate when websites asks "Are you human?" .. No I'm a Alien.

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2 years ago

It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test.

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2 years ago

Dear chocolate commercials, no one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people. -_-

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2 years ago

That awkward moment when you realize people are laughing at you, not with you.

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2 years ago

That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..

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3 years ago

You're 15... You should be feeling butterflies in your tummy, not a baby kicking.

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3 years ago

i’m the type of person who’s 100% down for random adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day.

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3 years ago

I'm officially taken 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍as a fucking joke

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Sarcasm @Heissarcastic

3 years ago

Bro what are cats

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3 years ago

School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.

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3 years ago

Smartest dog ever

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3 years ago

This is my TED talk

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3 years ago

That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..

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3 years ago

I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where is my phone?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch, dumbass."

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3 years ago

If you still receive both these calls you are the luckiest person in the world

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3 years ago

I Hate When This Happens: I lost my phone. Oh wait let me call it! CRAP, it's on vibrate! EVERYONE SHUTUP!!

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