❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

5 days ago

9/11 was an inside joke. I have the proof! youtube.com/shorts/IfABvG2… @sammorril

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mark normand @marknorm

5 days ago

How much Tylenol would equal 1 Plan B?

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Kevlar @CEOofSludge

a week ago

@HelpMe_OrNot Because I was born to be a starving artist I love this shit

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

a week ago

Living in Louisiana is like living in a place that after the Civil War was just like “Yeah… but nah”

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

a week ago

Hotdogs are a conspiracy. Someone assembled a team based on an idea of specific production and execution to intricately place them conveniently in any city in The US. It’s legal, but it’s a reminder that “they” is anyone but us. And they are always conspiring to do something.

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

a week ago

Wow… you ignore the world for 2 seasons and it’s like a completely different year. I’m going to continue ignoring the dystopia. Though, I hope to see you in the ash we can rebuild from.

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

a week ago

🔴 LIVE: Aqua Teen Hunger Force | adult swim youtube.com/live/pcwe0BWvt… Meet me in the chat while I try to soothe a disabled child. If you ain’t a pussy

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

a week ago

Let me clarify: If you are “a cop” you are a murderous “yes man” for a pedophilic corporate elite. If you work as a police officer, you become a cop. You’re not going to save your hometown from meth. You’re going to give tickets to families that need medicine/shoot minorities.

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 weeks ago

Holy shit wake and bake with red bull might be how @elonmusk got wherever he is today. I will lose a fight to 4 of my best friends at once and write a best selling self help book at the same time right now.

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 weeks ago

Looks like another unstable white twink started meditating. Should we send in the angels? Nah… give this one schizophrenia. Remember? “god hates fags” That’s what celestial beings monitoring Earth might sound like.

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The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69

2 weeks ago

Don’t clean your lint filter. Don’t replace the batteries in your smoke detector. Let your house burn down. Don’t call the fire department. Don’t file an insurance claim. Be a man.

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 weeks ago

Guess who’s back

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 weeks ago

Me: *Meets nice stranger in Louisiana* Stranger: “I moved down from Michigan and..” Me: “ahh. That makes sense. For a second I thought the south made good people”

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

4 weeks ago

Hello, World. Not dead yet. Gotta few more cops marriages to destroy. Btw if you are a cop, and have an autistic kid in 6-9 months: You’re welcome/Im allergic to condoms

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 months ago

“I don’t know who house to call home lately. I hope my phone break- let it ring. Toe to toe with the foes new and old basic hoes tryna cage em like the po’ - when I run DONT CHASE ME” @earlxsweat

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 months ago

Dudes be so dumb we do shit like hit 104.2F and forget ibuprofen exists until the hospital gets it out 😂

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 months ago

youtube.com/shorts/crb-wsp… @TheUniBaller you meant Martini Ranch isn’t a buffet jam? Next you’re gonna be saying he didn’t do the pina colada song.

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2 months ago

Accidentally did this with my medicinal crystal meth card. I haven’t slept since 2022. Please someone help me.

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2 months ago

Accidentally did this with my medicinal crystal meth card. I haven’t slept since 2022. Please someone help me.

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❌Undergrad 🤡F Etiquette❌ @HelpMe_OrNot

2 months ago

Dear open mic guy, Sorry to break this to you, but your Mitch Hedgeburg impression is not funny. I’m not even sure how Mitch was funny, but no one is gonna pull that off twice. Do like the rest of us and say dark stuff with a tad of antisemitism or get off the stage.