Herman Ceaser 🇺🇬 @HermanCeaser

Former Money lender

Former CMI intelligence officer is saying that……

Marcus Rashford can't take on defenders as a winger. Matheus Cunha who can take on defenders is playing false 9. Mbeumo who can play as a false 9 is playing from the wing. Shea Lacey who can play the RW position better is on the bench. Bruno Fernandes, our sole creator is fighting for his position with Matheus Cunha because Cunha wouldn't allow him to do his job. We have two 8s playing as a pivot in our midfield. Carrick-ball is full of confusion. Whoever tries to explain it might find himself in a psychiatric ward.

Someone please take me to the President. I got some money to invest in Kampala

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Kampala is facing a crisis worse than inflation or fuel prices: a severe shortage of quality men. For women looking for someone who ticks all the boxes, the market is in shambles. Growing up on Disney, many expected a 6’2” prince with a corporate job, good looks, and a Range Rover. Reality is different. You either get the short corporate guy with a good salary who makes you wear flats, or the tall, attractive man whose bank balance is 4,500 UGX and a vape. Then there’s the employed but emotionally unavailable man still living with his mother in Kyanja. In this economy, financial stability is the new attraction. A man who is tall, rich, handsome, employed, and mentally sound is treated like a limited-edition asset under constant watch. The shortage has also created “indoor husbands.” These men stay home gaming and watching Netflix while their partners wake up at 5:00 AM to hustle through traffic. He texts about food delivery and complains about Wi-Fi, drives her car to drink with friends, and leaves her to handle rent and bills. His only contribution is presence and attitude. Desperation has fueled another market: young men selling companionship to wealthy widows and divorced professionals. With sharp haircuts and no real assets, they offer conversation, massages, and company in exchange for allowances, shopping, and a fueled car. They wait in hotel lobbies, turning male companionship into a paid service. Ironically, traditional power still exists elsewhere. Some boda riders and drivers with little education command full respect at home, while corporate men in Kololo are interrogated by partners even after paying all the bills. With men in their 20s focused on betting and gaming, many women have turned to older men. A 55- to 60-year-old with a potbelly, land titles, and a pension now looks like Brad Pitt. This has sparked a generational battle, with women in their 20s competing with their mothers’ peers for these men. Offices have become hunting grounds. Interns volunteer for overtime and “mentorship” with married directors, bringing coffee and snacks, hoping to secure a sponsor. Outside work, gyms in Kololo and Bugolobi are full of fit women who aren’t there to exercise. They’re there to meet men who can afford memberships and own property. At jazz nights and golf events, many don’t know the music or the sport. They’re scanning for men in linen shirts with money. Competing is expensive. Women spend entire salaries on wigs, nails, and makeup to look wealthy for one four-hour cocktail. It’s a high-risk investment with the hope of landing someone who can pay rent. Scarcity has also killed friendship. If a woman has a decent brother, she hides him. Friends will quickly turn into rivals. Before a date, women now run full background checks: LinkedIn, Twitter, Instagram, even reflections in sunglasses. And with time short, some skip courtship entirely, thinking intimacy on date one will secure a man. It usually doesn’t. Others try fake pregnancy claims. Most men just block and ask for DNA tests. If you do find a good man who works, pays rent, and respects you, hold on. In Kampala, the waiting list is long. Let go for five minutes and he’s gone. The supply is low, demand is high, and the certification for good men has expired. ✍🏼:Deox T

I have been told that Dr @SarahBireete and @musiimee have been driven to Mbuya; a hill that houses The defense ministry headquarters and the infamous DIS/CMI! #FreeSarahBireete

From inside the palace: Uganda President Yoweri Museveni's son-in-law Odrek Rwabwogo says he's extremely worried to the core about the direction the country is taking. Rwabwogo has asked Ugandans to unite and speak out. He says the army and NRM's vote rigging, bribery, ballot stuffing, shooting of voters in the 2026 general elections and monetisation of the country's politics are a bigger threat to Uganda than foreign invasion, flooding, and earthquake, because now it doesn't pay to be good at what you do and as such, we can't get good leaders, good teachers, good doctors anymore.

Uganda’s greatest threats are not always floods, wars, or economic shocks. Sometimes they are hidden in how we think, lead, execute, and organize ourselves. I share three silent threats Uganda must confront: Weak execution, Elite disunity, and Declining public leadership. Ideas are good. Execution is better. Watch the full episode. 👇 #Uganda #Leadership #Execution

Where is Miria Matembe?

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🚨🗣️ Jamie Carragher responding to fans claiming Bruno Fernandes’ assists mostly come from corners: “I keep seeing people trying to downplay Bruno Fernandes’ assist record by saying most of them came from corners, and honestly, that’s nonsense. First of all, creating goals from set-pieces is a skill. If it was that easy, every midfielder in the league would be putting up 20+ assists every season. But more importantly, Bruno’s numbers didn’t just come from corners they came from through balls, crosses, quick passes, transitions, everything. People are trying too hard to discredit a player who just created Premier League history with 21 assists. At some point you have to stop looking for excuses and simply respect greatness.” 👏🔥

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There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

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