Ponder Stibbons @HexUser1
Buisiest man at the UU. Creator (kinda) of Hex, Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic, Reader of Invisible Writings, Master of the Traditions, Praelector, etc. Unseen University Joined December 2009-
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@UU_Ridcully Yes sir, I believe so. I'm sorry for the delay, I shall have strong words with Modo.
I must devise more experiments. Preferably without going back to bloody Muntab.
Turns out we don't stick to the disc itself at all. There seems to be some sort of universal "down".
Finally, concrete evidence as to the nature of what it is that keeps us on the ground (I'm calling it "gravity").
Working on fixing Hex's irregular expressions. The wildcards seem to be changing with the phases of the moon. #antsareweird
Hex acting up, and a whole night wasted at the feast. But I don't want to be admonished for insufficient Hogswatch spirit this year.
@UU_Ridcully Ah. Er. Something about echos and little blue men? And insects in the sewers. Doesn't make a lot of sense, really.
@UU_Ridcully I think I have it contained now, sir. I promised it equal representation in the data storage system, it seems to be back.
+++ I'll believe that Guilds are people when One-Drop Trooper hangs one +++ Insufficient economic growth in the middle class +++
@UU_Ridcully Sorry, Archchancellor. Hex seems to be occupied by some sort of occult force. I'm running diagnostics, be with you in a minute.
Anyway, Hex has major benefits to our ++++ Error. Inequality in Mainframe +++ Status Is Not Quo +++ Reboot the Fish From The Head ++++
I do apologize for the error messages. No idea what's going on. I'll put a stop to it just as soon as I can figure out what's happening.
++++ I Work 168 Hours A Week. I Have No Healthcare or Benefits or Coauthorship. End Academic Greed. I Am the 99.99999% ++++
+++We are the 97%+++End Taxonomic Greed+++Whole System Error Reboot Capitalism from Start+++
Stupid machine! What is wrong with this thing? Adria-- Fine, I'll reboot it. Although I'm wearing the wrong shoes for this.
@UU_Ridcully I'll see if I can find the directional thermometer. Or we could just look for crowds.
@UU_Ridcully I agree, sir. Unfortunately, Hex is temporarily down, and cannot assist at the moment.
@UU_Ridcully Actually sir, I think I saw @DeanofPentacles going out through the back wall a minute ago.
@UU_Ridcully I can't find a single one. Is someone nearby offering free food for something?
Blast it! This place is usually crawling with students, where have they all gone? @ Turnipseed, where are you?
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58 Followers 23 Following I'm a doctor with a fascinating job. Can't tell you the rest, sorry.
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