HighComedian @HighComedian
Internet Joined May 2016-
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Just saw the gorilla thing. What kind of a thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their kids in Ohio?
When the teacher says "no one is going to lunch until I know who was talking "
Treadmill gave me a rash so bad, I had to put excessive amounts of powder between my thighs. Now it looks like I've molested a doughnut.
I like to keep my friends close, and my close friends even closer.
*eating her out with the lights off* "Damn baby you are wet tonight!" *turns on the lights*
Welcome to nihilism club. Literally nothing matters. *Crowd murmurs an agreement* Oh and were out of bean dip *from back* WHAT THE FUCK
Lawyer: is this definitely the official version? Wife: yes [drying her eyes] why? Lawyer:[reading the will] to my wife, I leave all my updog
"Hello this is your captain speaking. I have fallen out of the plane. Very impressed with the range of this Bluetooth headset tho"
Me to a group of teens: haha waz up dudes, it's 4/20, you guys blazing? [try to the kickflip and fall on my ass] you guys voting for Bernie?
Netflix: are you still watching? Me: yes, Netflix *Netflix tries to do the kickflip for like the 23th time
"911 whats your emergency" omg him DYING "we'll send someone right aw-" I met THE funniest guy "okay wait so ur not actu-" AND HE STABBED ME
"Show me on the doll where the men touched you". *Me struggling to communicate with my girlfriend about her infidelity
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words!
Putting the vacuum on my dck until I stop hearing crumbs go down the tube
Chief:" this might be racially motivated" Leroy: "hate crime?" Chief: "we all hate crime, Leroy. That's why we are cops"
Tinder profile: haha :D not looking for anything serious :P unless you want to help me find my grandpas killer
If you identify as gender fluid please be more specific. Are you cum, or pussy juice?
Jail is a great place to meet other people interested in crime
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