High Times @HighRoommates
these are all real things my high roommates say. Joined March 2012-
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I'm a sheep dog! It was like I was herding sheep, except they're bitches!
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@Kriivilla can't you picture him saying it? 😂
Gabe if you do roids, say goodbye to women! "Well, then, say hello to men!"
@ZachLankveld *blow raspberry on his tummy* .. "Why is my dick hard?"
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"I'm not as useless as I seem" @HighRoommates
Beards... They're like a less feminine version of a scarf.
Okay so since you were gone we determined the frontman definitely takes it from the drummer.
You're not beating that fucking nig bro!
About the show "Wipeout": man this is fucking slave shit.
That chick was so hot she's worth a lifetime ban at the gym bro.
I guess it's like a nation of people jacking off together.
A little bit of hockey? Yeah bro, and a little bit of baked.
I'm going to rip your dick off and force feed it to you!
@KasselD I'm just going to get married to myself.
Would you still love me if I had a heart on my nose?
@KasselD <3 join us in bakedness, we have testicles.
Awe man, now there's olive oil all over my foot. Maybe I should just lather it all over my body.
Samantha Jade @gardner_sammie
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Chloe's Collection @ChloesCharity
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Doug Todd @Dougytodd20
151 Followers 863 Following I party, I make mistakes, I laugh, and I have fun. Get over it.
Mr Hipster @MrHipster__
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King Cainn @coke_cainn
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The Classic Girl @daclassicgirls
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Alexis Kelly ✯ @misslunaeclipse
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Country Girls Say @cntrygirlssay
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Christian Hardy @hollyhval
104 Followers 751 Following I look for numbers and show them to people. I teach computers to understand words.
andrea sanchez @andreasanchezxo
6 Followers 45 Following
Dessie @DessieDestroys
51 Followers 189 Following
samantha_Gardner @samanthaJG20
53 Followers 1K Following Any mother fucker wanna disrespect Playing with fire finna get you wet How it feel down there on your knees :)
Mr. Oklahoma @pride_boy
589 Followers 1K Following I live deep in the South. My life is fishin huntin and spittin. Follow me! I follow back! Twifey is @YesIComplain Avi is me
Dessie @DestroysDessie
13 Followers 59 Following
Socorra @Yes_IM_Corra
128 Followers 144 Following
SmallTownGirl_ @Vball__girl4
442 Followers 1K Following I'm just a small town girl, living in a crazy world...
♡̨̐¢αтняιη... @CathrineHowart1
124 Followers 1K Following
D R E @SmOoThDRE_FHN
58 Followers 275 Following Hi there! I'm an avid NFT enthusiast and blockchain hobbyist. Excited to learn more about the token economy!
Cassie Babb @cassiebabbxo
28 Followers 72 Following
Eric @Ryu_XIII
46 Followers 229 Following
Oanaalexandra @oanaalexandrab
218 Followers 400 Following Nothing is true and everything is permitted in our observer-created universe. Thought is the sickness of the human mind and knowledge is the reward of action.
Bradley Blei @BleiBradley
53 Followers 257 Following Another pointless twitter. Follow to see random shit & creep. Have a nice day :) !
Kristen @Kriivilla
113 Followers 149 Following
Country Girls Say @cntrygirlssay
127 Followers 222 Following Daily account of what we say on the daily
Girl Problems @PLURfect_Dsastr
111 Followers 406 Following
Dessie @DessieDestroys
51 Followers 189 Following
samantha_Gardner @samanthaJG20
53 Followers 1K Following Any mother fucker wanna disrespect Playing with fire finna get you wet How it feel down there on your knees :)
Christian Hardy @hollyhval
104 Followers 751 Following I look for numbers and show them to people. I teach computers to understand words.
Socorra @Yes_IM_Corra
128 Followers 144 Following
Phase One Studios @phaseonestudios
773 Followers 524 Following The Official #PhaseOneStudios Twitter account! #Recording #Mixing #Mastering Call (416) 291-9553!
ahmed @exzovea
197 Followers 121 Following We were raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars--but we won't.
weedinspirez @weedinspirez
79 Followers 292 Following Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.even if you dont smoke feel free to follow.
Sade @LorderSade
359 Followers 722 Following
Momen. @mo2men_wael
159 Followers 126 Following
Raina Grace Bacon @rainabaconator
28 Followers 62 Following
andrea sanchez @andreasanchezxo
6 Followers 45 Following
D R E @SmOoThDRE_FHN
58 Followers 275 Following Hi there! I'm an avid NFT enthusiast and blockchain hobbyist. Excited to learn more about the token economy!
OG-MA @OHgeeMa
51 Followers 388 Following i smoke weed and shit. (the shit makes it sound gangsta) #tattooedprincess #professionalpottymouth
♡̨̐¢αтняιη... @CathrineHowart1
124 Followers 1K Following
elizabeth @eaantonio_
673 Followers 224 Following
J.R. Aguilera @JR_Aguilera115
17 Followers 75 Following You yourself, deserve your love as much as anybody else in the entire universe.
King Cainn @coke_cainn
115 Followers 324 Following
Jose Carlos @joseC121
20 Followers 29 Following
aly❤️🔥 (tay... @origin_aly_ty
535 Followers 474 Following 29 she/her ♉️☀️♎️🌙♍️⬆️ certified swiftie🫶🏻🪩 uncc alum💚 crystal whore 🔮 local anime girl✨
Dessie @DestroysDessie
13 Followers 59 Following
kailey hoffman✂ @kaileykaydeezy
420 Followers 433 Following Mommy. Kaliana Rose. Advocare Distrubtor/Health coach
SmallTownGirl_ @Vball__girl4
442 Followers 1K Following I'm just a small town girl, living in a crazy world...
Nickie @Nickie_Cantrell
35 Followers 56 Following
You are Beautiful! @BigCatholicGuy
1K Followers 2K Following Just a Catholic guy looking to refind himself in this world of chaos
FieryTrophyWife @FieryTrophyWife
854 Followers 414 Following When life gives me lemons, I put them in some sweet tea and thank the good Lord that I'm from the South.
dont follow @thatbitchgirl_
495 Followers 1K Following
Mr. Oklahoma @pride_boy
589 Followers 1K Following I live deep in the South. My life is fishin huntin and spittin. Follow me! I follow back! Twifey is @YesIComplain Avi is me
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