Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

I'm so dope I never learn. I'm so cool I never burn. My name should be Shuffle since I’m so random. Be warned. Fuck filters. facebook.com/Imperfectsbest Everywhere. Anytime. Joined May 2009

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

3 weeks ago

Did they just Tom Marvolo Riddle us in Wednesday? Good night Thing

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3 weeks ago

Getting head of the state uring a speech at the podium Send me a salty private message called that So DM

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a month ago

I’d rather suffer without you after a lifetime together than to suffer with you.

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2 months ago

I’ve never been happier to see a kid die #FinalDestinationBloodlines

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

2 months ago

So I was watching porn today and noticed the music they used was the censored version of the song. Like, should I be looking for a parental advisory sticker on my porn? Just weird

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2 months ago

I wonder if Hogan passed so he wouldn’t have to see the South Park premiere…

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

3 months ago

11:11 Make a wish.

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

3 months ago

It’s not a competition because there is no competition

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

3 months ago

I make tons of references Like a well written book report Oh you were finished? Well allow me to retort Eating chumps like you Is my favorite kind of sport Name this Kevin Hart Cause I’m keeping it real short

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

4 months ago

Proof that wishes come true

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4 months ago

I go from zero to 100 When I’m with you girl

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4 months ago

Having the munchies and the only snacks available being chips and kudos bars really makes me feel like I’m a stoned counselor on a field trip

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

4 months ago

Fuck you til you die Just a petite morte Eat my way to your heart My forte

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

5 months ago

“I wanna tell your folks you’re no longer a diabetic” is without a doubt one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me. I’m so lucky I have my wife. I don’t know what I’d do without her. I love you so much baby.

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

5 months ago

“It feels so good to be great”

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

7 months ago

Butt sex is interesting. I don’t understand the joy for the receiver. I hate the feeling of having to poo and then pulling it back in me. That discomfort. I can’t imagine someone enjoying a dick doing that to them for the sake of pleasure. Repeatedly. Just to leave a mess behind.

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

7 months ago

You say you only cheat when you’re drunk, but you’ve been finding more reasons for drinking

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

8 months ago

What @kendricklamar did to @ThaRealDRAKE at #SuperBowlLIX youtu.be/6uRqjbzkUUM?si…

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Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone

8 months ago

He said “look at all the drugs in my mouth” and opened up wide. I took a gander and said “there’s nothing inside.” He replied saying “that’s because I took em all! So lets paint the town blood red and have a ball!”