Duey Hamblinator @HmmWhatIf

Your followers on twitter really followed you in Real Life? Would you still tweet?

Kriss Kross still jumped around? Would their pants still be on backwards? Would they still be homeless?

Santa was arrested? Would it be for breaking and entering or pedophiling? Really, who just gives free gifts?

You had to choose between music, movies, or books? Music is in movies which are based on novels. Suuuuuccckkkkaaa.

the tooth fairy was real. And it really was dwayne "the rock" johnson. How many of us would still have our baby teeth?

Everything in China says "Made in USA"

every bug you've stepped on's family took revenge? makes you think about being a monk, dont it?

You had to choose between walking and talking? Would you walk the walk, or talk the talk...in a wheelchair

tomorrow the moon really did hit your eye, like a big pizza pie. SUPERMOON.

you had to choose between a choice and a decision? would you choose to be confused?

Michael J. Foxx was in the Japan earthquake? Would he even notice? GREAT SCOTT!

Jurassic Park was actually real. would everyone sleep with a cup of water by their bed?

1 alien movie came true? Mars Needs Moms. Wud anyone feel bad if we sacrificed all the MTV Teen Moms. see ya in anodda life motha -desmond

#threewordstoliveby were RIVE RAUGH ROVE. Asians would be rivin' raughin' and rovin'.

#threewordstoliveby was TAKE A DUMP. id be livin' life two times a day. three if Pablo makes dinner.

they changed the saying 2 "as easy as punching a baby in the face." life wud be a breeze. & our future leaders would be fugly, but worth it.

everything was easy as stealing candy from a baby? wen was the last time u saw a baby w/ a snickers bar?

you could use tears as currency? would natural disasters pay for themselves? that's so sad. tear. CHACHING $$$

every food you ate came out the way you ate it? would you still be considering that five dollar foot long?

time travel was perfected? ...do they still make Almanacs? GREAT SCOTT!