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dave: john whats wrong john: it's nothing. dave: just tell me john: why do you need to know so bad? dave: so i can cheer you up john: it's not your job to cheer me up dave: yes it is cheering you up is my job john: then you're fired. dave: you cant fire me im union bitch
aradia: get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost! karkat: IM PRETTY SURE THATS JUST CALLED MURDER
Dave: will you be the yee to my haw Karkat: I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP.
[looking at a criminal line up] john: [gasps] holy shit. police officer: what? do you recognize your friend's killer? john: i have that same shirt! [pressing intercom] # 4 is that from old navy?
gamzee: bRo! KaRbRo GoT kIdNaPpEd AgAiN. sollux: agaiin? how much do they want for hiim? gamzee: eIgHtY fIvE dOlLaRs sollux: that 2eem2 cheap. gamzee: iT's A gOoD dEaL sollux: how much iis 2hiippiing? gamzee: tWeNtY dOlLaRs sollux: 2ee? that2 where they getcha.
dave, entering staples: do you think theyll actually have staples [ upon finding staples ] john: yes! dave: wait you know what this means [ they begin running to dick’s sporting goods ] dave: cmon! john: woo!
gamzee: dAmN kArBrO hOw DiD yOu KnOw I wAs Up aLl MoThErFuCkIn’ NiGhT? :o) karkat: I KNOW BECAUSE I WAS WOKEN UP BY YOUR STUPID CLOWN LOOKING ASS CLAPPING ALONG TO THE FRIENDS THEME SONG OF ALL THINGS EVERY TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES.
[on a hike] kurloz: W9w, it's a 6eautiful day. M9ther nature is w9nderful. mituna: [out of breath] M07H3R N47UR3 15 4 WH0R3
eridan: howw dare you rt my twweets but not followw me. sollux: iif you find a gold bar iin a tra2h bag wiill you take the whole tra2h bag or ju2t the gold bar? eridan: the fuck.
sollux: 2o we 2neaked pa2t the guard2 all quiiet– eridan: like a fish. sollux: yeah. sollux: sollux: "liike a fii2h"?
gamzee: [sneezes] dave: [from another room] bless you gamzee: gOd?
john: i am never playing sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber. rose: . . What else would you do in the sims? john: take care of them?? rose: Unrealistic.
kidnapper on the phone: we have your son latula: 1 dont h4v3 4 son?? kidnapper: then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his pb&j? latula, turning to kurloz: OH GOD TH3Y H4V3 M1TUN4!!!!!
Equius: D --> Sometimes I choose to partake in drinking milk straight from the container nepeta: :33 < the moobeast?????
dave: i was put on this earth to do something incredible dave: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want
gamzee: tHaT's OnE oF mY bIgGeSt MoThErFuCkInG fEaRs! karkat: WHAT IS? gamzee: iF i WaKe Up As A dOnUt- karkat: YOU WOULD EAT YOURSELF. gamzee: wOuLdN't EvEn MoThErFuCkInG qUeStIoN iT mAn.
dave: 2 years ago today i married my best friend dave: karkat is still mad about it but me and john were drunk and thought it was funny so
john: be quiet. my dad’s calling me. john, picking up the phone: hey dad. gamzee: hEy JoHn PaSs ThE wEeD. dave: [incoherent screaming] Jake: Guys. Please dont. dirk: Jesus, John. Put your shirt back on for fucks sake. john: i hate all of you so much.
bro: i’m a confident driver. dave: you nearly ran someone over bro: confidently.
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