IntrovertIssues @HowIntroverted
What introverts are really saying in a world that can't hear them. Joined August 2017-
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Taking a sickie on a Sunday to get out of a social commitment.
"To thine own self be true. Unless thou art introverted. Then, thou must hide behind a mask saying 'I love to party'." #FakeShakespeareFacts
#Introvert paradox: Enjoying the party, but looking forward to going home.
“They’re here” 1. Poltergeists’s Carol-Anne 2. Your beloved at early arrival of guests. Both have the same effect on your blood pressure.
Losing faith in your ability to hold your audience’s attention, so clamming up halfway through a story & leaving an uncomfortable silence.
#Introvert trigger phrases: 1. Quick brainstorm? 2. Look who’s here! 3. Mind if we join you? 4. We’ll only stay with you a week. 5. Speech!
#Introvert Conundrum: Worrying about offending someone who's just offended you by telling them they've offended you. #WednesdayWisdom
"Sorry, I was in an area with a rubbish signal all weekend." - I've deliberately had my phone off for the last 72 hours. #backtowork
Realising four wind breaks aren't quite private enough, so getting away from it all inside the Punch and Judy tent. #BankHolidayMonday
Feigning dismay on learning tonight’s drinks are cancelled, while mentally punching the air with sheer joy. #introvertproblems
Considering putting in a planning application for your open-plan office to have a Quiet Coach. #introvertproblems
Rehearsing a difficult conversation in your head with multiple variations, then blanking under pressure. #introvertproblems.
The British display their sense of devil-may-care extroversion through their choice of tie. #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
Things #introverts are not (necessarily): 1. Shy 2. Reticent 3. Socially awkward 4. British 5. Loners you “always had a funny feeling about”
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