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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

Well hello tall, spotted and weirdsome. United States Joined September 2014
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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

When your architect used metric.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

Sure I'll help you out. Where did you come in from?

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

If you could turn off depression tweets, I'd have to make decisions on a day-to-day basis.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

I bet none of you can't imitate my voicemail message as well as I do when I accidentally answer.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

How long can you be right on the verge of sneezing? I think I'm on day six now.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

[me talking to kids] So what do you wanna be when you give up?

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

If you're right all the time it must be comforting to know there's always someone left out there to prove wrong.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

When did the internet become all about telling me I've done everything wrong all my life?

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

The world's tallest mermaid.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

On a scale of one to ten, who the hell is this Kanye?

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

You know when you're at the stage when you just stare into the screen and circle the pointer around? You do? Well, that's comforting.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

Deinfe "obsolete".

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

Sarah Palin must have just assumed we'd already tweeted everything we can possibly tweet about her a long time ago. She was wrong.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

*shrugs* Sure, I'd sell it too.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

Hold it right there. You need to fill out this eye contact form first.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

I got Uber on my phone now. Guess you could say I'm a bit of a prepper.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

Sometimes it's a little frustrating that "How come you're overweight when you're vegan?" is not considered polite conversation.

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

This means you should get to drive when you're three, right?

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Lissa @HowLissaTweets

10 years ago

Words have a way with you.

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