Humor4U @Humor4U
I am here to make you smile:-) Joined September 2009-
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How to kill a beautiful girl? Ans: Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, Costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room... without a mirror
Definitions of Designations:-HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
Definitions of Designations:-Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
Definitions of Designations:-Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Definitions of Designations:-Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Definitions of Designations:-Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Definitions of Designations:-Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
Definitions of Designations:-Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Definitions of Designations:-Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Definitions of Designations:-Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Definitions of Designations:- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
कधी कधी मला प्रश्न पडतो, सर्व हिलस्टेशन इतक्या उंचावर का बांधतात??.. गंपू: कदाचित, स्वतहाच्या 'honey' ला 'moon' जवळुन दाखवता यावा म्हणुन..
सिंड्रेलाचं आवडतं गाणं कोणतं ?? . ... . . . . . . . मला जाऊ द्या न घरी ....................आता वाजले कि बारा....
मुलगा : मी माझ्या गर्लफ़्रेंड ला गेली ३ वर्षे दररोज पत्रं पाठवली. मित्र : मग ? काय झालं शेवटी ? मुलगा : तिनं पोस्टमनशी लग्न केलं !
प्रपोज करण्याची नवीन पद्धत. मिकू : तुझं नाव गूगल आहे का? चिंकी : नाही ..का? मिकू : मी जे जे शोधत होतो ते सगळं तुझ्यात आहे म्हणून विचारलं
वडील : एक काळ असा होता, की मी पाच रुपयांत किराणासामान, दूध,पाव आणि अंडी घेऊन यायचो.मुलगा:आता ते शक्य नाही, बाबा! आता तिथे सीसीटीव्ही बसवलाय
गण्या बस स्टॉपवर उभा होता.एक मोटरसायकलस्वार त्याच्यापाशी आला आणि त्याने विचारले,लिफ्ट हवी आहे का? गण्या- ''नो थँक्स! माझे घर तळमजल्यावरच आहे
नेपोलियन - माझ्या dictionary मध्ये impossible हा शब्दच नाहीयेत. गण्या - आता रडून काय फायदा ? विकत घेतली तेंव्हाच चेक करायला हवे होते.
सुख तो आपका पुण्य होगा उतना मिलेगा..... लेकिन, शांति तो आपकी घरवाली की इच्छा होगी उतनी ही मिलेगी!
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