Teacher Tweeter @HumorMeTeacher
Just an everyday superhero teaching and tweeting their quotes, one kid at a time. Joined January 2017-
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"I finished my work can I go do yoga now?" #teachertweets
*S picking her nose and eating it* Me: "stop that's gross" S: "Why? It's protein"
S: "Only girls sing." Me: "Boys do too." *student yelling at me that I'm wrong* Me: Well, who's your favorite singer?" S: "Brad Paisley."
Me: "why are you eating your lunch at 8am" S: "why not?" #touche #teachertweets
*sees student with head down, supposed to be working.. S: *stopping me in my tracks.* "don't go over there, S needs some time right now."
In students narrative story: "hi my name is ___ I am dumb but that is my name."
S 1: "S touched me." Me: "did you touch S?" S2: "no! I just went like this- *pushes her to the ground*" #teachertweets
"I like your glasses I saw a dead person wear glasses once." #teachertweets
Me: "Hey S, when's your birthday?" S: "Don't ask me questions" #teachertweets
S: "Are you pregnant?" Me: "Absolutely not." S: "You just don't know" #istheresomethingishouldknow #teachertweets
*student sneezes* S1: "God bless you" S2: "shut up" #teachertweets
S: *crying* "There's something extremely scary in the bathroom." Me: "what?" S: "I hate you." #teachertweets
*after being over an hour late* Me: "Hey guys sorry I'm so late." S: "Oh I didn't even notice" #teachertweets
*1st grader proceeds to give out social security number for no apparent reason*
S: "Maybe moms late because she's having a baby" Me: "Is she pregnant?" S: "I don't know." #teachertweets
Me: "Stop running in the hallway." 2nd grader: "kiss my ass" #teachertweets
Me: "Get some work done." S: "I'd rather switch clothes with you." #teachertweets
S: "Your shirt arms are big" Me: "Yes they're supposed to be. It's called a kimono." S: "No I think you're just fat." #ok #teachertweets
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